ah shit, here we go again

Bruce what you need to do is tell Annika that you and Batman were married and are now co-parenting Damian. Bruce you need to come out as bi

Do you know how fucked up your team has to be for Bucky Barnes to be the most stable member

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

#I’m unirionically Marge in this situation #HOW CAN YOU BE BORED WHEN THERES LOOMS

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

i hate having such a complex relationship with my mother. like i wish we were just either straight up besties or straight up enemies but we're neither. instead we just oscillate between sheer resentment and awkward reluctant love every other day