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As you can see I am a huge Mycroft Holmes fan and I will fight for him.

I'm basically Sherlock in that aspect.

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@the-monster-of-mycroft for you, brother dear.

MH.

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*pokes you*

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tag game

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*pokey poke :3*

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killer-umbrellasecret--dagger

I'm poking my brother hard @the-monster-of-mycroft

MH.

the-monster-of-mycroft

You really waited until a second before I saw this? Child.

I poke you back with your umbrella.

killer-umbrellasecret--dagger

Nonetheless, I've your violin. It's a good poking tool.

MH

the-monster-of-mycroft

I just take my gun and have the final poke.

killer-umbrellasecret--dagger

You really wouldn't. You care too much. And get involved a lot.

MH.

not-offical-offical

*pokes you*

@evil-moss-the-goober-offical @marinebiology-offical @pizzapops-offical @valentine-cadaver @pond-scum-offical @homeschooler-offical @towel-offical @amnesia-offical @crypticgoose2854

astracaedes

tag game

*pokey pokey my mootiez*

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*pokey poke :3*

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*pokey poke poke*

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rosemelodyshah

*pokey pokey*

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killer-umbrellasecret--dagger

I'm poking my brother hard @the-monster-of-mycroft

MH.

the-monster-of-mycroft

You really waited until a second before I saw this? Child.

I poke you back with your umbrella.

killer-umbrellasecret--dagger

Nonetheless, I've your violin. It's a good poking tool.

MH

not-offical-offical

*pokes you*

@evil-moss-the-goober-offical @marinebiology-offical @pizzapops-offical @valentine-cadaver @pond-scum-offical @homeschooler-offical @towel-offical @amnesia-offical @crypticgoose2854

astracaedes

tag game

*pokey pokey my mootiez*

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*pokey poke :3*

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*pokey poke poke*

ALL MY MOOOTIIESSSS!!!

@lovely-mosspatch + @idkwhattoputbroo + @toastbane + @mossymenaces + @thebronzehexagon + @zeta-finnish + @your-fave-transmasc + @cabin10aphrodite @221biandconfused@lightsabersandbluecookies@binotsoshybutreadytocry @mackonfire @maschasposts @lilas6 @crow-dovottee @creativemusicvibes @sverige-hej25 @lovely-mosspatch @whiskyenuruguay @the-aricher @number1fagatron @curiouskittenxoxo @st4rboyloser @shaneyyy-thesilly @rosemelodyshah @anon-remsha @livelaughberry @theboooookthief @koi-727 @gummyboyoy300 @shitposterbarbie @tinytk123 @cate7official @2catnip4me @northwxrds @pure-awareness-hosh @sam-yow @bellefromhelle @bellabookworm + more!!

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*pokey pokey*

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killer-umbrellasecret--dagger

I'm poking my brother hard @the-monster-of-mycroft

MH.

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zeta-finnish

Uhh... Notes game, i guess

I'm not good with things like this, but eh, i'll try

10 notes: I show moar of my art here X

25 notes: I start being more active with my blogs X

50 notes: I start doing full art requests (as in, you request for art, i accept and draw it, and you get free art) X

100 notes: I'll fix my sleep schedule X!

150 notes: I'll draw like, a lot of the officalverse peeps i know, into a singular canvas (i'll try) IN PROGRESS

200 notes: I'll re-design all of my active ocs. (aka all the little shits i've actively drawn in the past)

300 notes: I'll make reference sheets for all of my then-redesigned ocs. FUCK IT, 400 notes: I make one of my ocs canonically lesbian.

This thing will be active until all things are met, or when i get bored

Spam is allowed, but one person is 10 notes max.

184 notes?? Das was fast.

tinytk123

@anon-remsha I found out what you need to use for us to sleep

shenanigan42

is. is that chloroform

tinytk123

N- no.

It's revolutionary fast asleep formula developed by military trained scientist doctors from NASA.

shenanigan42

GENIUS

tinytk123

Nap time is not legal in the following states:

Alaska

Arizona

Arkansas

California

Colorado

Connecticut

Delaware

Florida

Georgia

Hawaii

Idaho

Illinois

Indiana

Iowa

Kansas

Kentucky

Louisiana

Maine

Maryland

Massachusetts

Michigan

Minnesota

Mississippi

Missouri

Montana

Nebraska

Nevada

New Hampshire

New Jersey

New Mexico

New York

North Carolina

North Dakota

Ohio

Oklahoma

Oregon

Pennsylvania

Rhode Island

South Carolina

South Dakota

Tennessee

Texas

Utah

Vermont

Virginia

Washington

West Virginia

Wisconsin

Wyoming

anon-remsha

How do I get you guys in America to sleep then?

tinytk123

Wait I know rangle us all up I. Alabama. Hope you like snow cause Fraulein has some there and I have like 7 inches here

anon-remsha

Right so you all get packed up in about 12 hours so I can pick you up and take you to Alabama in the private jet I'm having @killer-umbrellasecret--dagger arranged for us

I'll manage the snow😌

killer-umbrellasecret--dagger

I'm sending Sherlock along with the helicopter. He's your problem for the night.

MH

autistobrat

How do you feel about going through a person's blog and deducing (judging) what they are?

I feel like MI6 should recruit me at this point.

@killer-umbrellasecret--dagger Any change in thoughts?

rosemelodyshah

@killer-umbrellasecret--dagger tell her!

killer-umbrellasecret--dagger

Unfortunately, @autistobrat, you're currently a bit too young for the MI6 to recruit you. One can be recruited at 17 at the minimum, but you have to be 18 to start working, so you have to wait a little.

MH

rosemelodyshah

BUT I come to help @autistobrat

How old was Sherlock when you let him help the MI6, Mycroft?

@the-monster-of-mycroft in case Mycroft dodges, will at least you support the truth (I know it wasn't 18)

killer-umbrellasecret--dagger

You are right. He wasn't 18. He was, in fact, much older. I didn't trust him with them when he was 18.

(I have a feeling I shouldn't trust Emma with them, either, but there are a few years yet to worry about @autistobrat and I have a feeling Sherlock will get her in anyway just for the show)

rosemelodyshah

I was sure he'd have been younger!

@the-monster-of-mycroft did Mycroft really wait until after 18? Something tells me he didn't...

the-monster-of-mycroft

Sadly, Rose and @autistobrat, I had to wait until I was 23 to be allowed in on my first mission. And that was after years of hacking into the MI6 and their ridiculous security, not that that bothered Mycroft.

It was a very interesting case, though, and to be honest most of the cases from when I was 18 till then didn't really catch my attention. That's not to say Mycroft waiting until I was 23 to start bragging about me, which is what I suppose you are talking about, Rose? He did that a long, long time before that, and a lot.

But yes, he did tell me he didn't trust me with his useless government agency before then, something about knowing if I could be good around Lestrade, I could be allowed near? I didn't pay attention, I was busy that day. And the 5 other weeks we fought about it. And that whole year when I was 19. Rather besides the point, however, but still.

I do vouch for Emma, though (and know how boring waiting can be), and if Mycroft refuses, I'll be more than glad to put in words for her. If it wasn't for Mycroft, I'd have been recruited long ago anyway. They get rather bothered by... Security risks, they call them. As if I don't solve half the issues this country has, but I don't doubt that even without me or Mycroft, you'd be asked to join, Emma.

rosemelodyshah

Uh. Well. At least this means @autistobrat is going to be in it sooner than you. Mycroft stopping them from putting you in because he knows you'd be bored of their boring selves is so true though. If have thought he'd just babysit all of you

killer-umbrellasecret--dagger

I was busy that weekend. I sent Gregory with them.

MH

autistobrat

How do you feel about going through a person's blog and deducing (judging) what they are?

I feel like MI6 should recruit me at this point.

@killer-umbrellasecret--dagger Any change in thoughts?

rosemelodyshah

@killer-umbrellasecret--dagger tell her!

killer-umbrellasecret--dagger

Unfortunately, @autistobrat, you're currently a bit too young for the MI6 to recruit you. One can be recruited at 17 at the minimum, but you have to be 18 to start working, so you have to wait a little.

MH

rosemelodyshah

BUT I come to help @autistobrat

How old was Sherlock when you let him help the MI6, Mycroft?

@the-monster-of-mycroft in case Mycroft dodges, will at least you support the truth (I know it wasn't 18)

killer-umbrellasecret--dagger

You are right. He wasn't 18. He was, in fact, much older. I didn't trust him with them when he was 18.

(I have a feeling I shouldn't trust Emma with them, either, but there are a few years yet to worry about @autistobrat and I have a feeling Sherlock will get her in anyway just for the show)

identitycroissant-tm

i have a question, dear cult leader

is the meeting on november the 21st confirmed :O

it's not exactly a meeting for security reasons (even though I know you would love to meet each other) (I would need to figure out where you lived to coordinate times) (which I'm pretty much aware of for most of you but still)

Anyways if you have commitments then that's quite alright, it can be attended without compromising that.

Just keep an eye out for emails.

REMINDER! the form closes today, so full it out asap. You can find more information by searching #croissant's cult and on @good-old-fashioned-villain's blog

tagging some people

@gl1tzygl0ck @gayfurbyboi @apazwtsn @whenyoulikeandwhereyoulike @moroniccats @cats-fluorescent @mischievous-archeologist @kitkatszn @therealmr-capgras @the-nerdy-autist @thatwasfunnypleaselaugh @type-blaze0 @twoandahalfdimes @eggzeroni @ball-of-insecurities @thatchaoticbookworm @aka-edmond @drkillianm @abovethemoon333 @behindthesun777 @killer-umbrellasecret--dagger @monarch-of-gold @lady-with-knife @toscar-wilde @anyone else who's interested

killer-umbrellasecret--dagger

Cult meeting? I haven't heard of this before. I am quite interested.

MH

identitycroissant-tm

Apologies, Microwave. The deadline for the initiation form has already passed. However, you can look forward to updates at @good-old-fashioned-villain and I can assure you we have something interesting coming up ;]

The next initiation is on 5th Jan, so keep a lookout for the form beforehand! I can tag you if you wish.

killer-umbrellasecret--dagger

Tag me and @the-monster-of-mycroft, please. I don't want to know what he'll do if he finds out I joined without him

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identitycroissant-tm

i have a question, dear cult leader

is the meeting on november the 21st confirmed :O

it's not exactly a meeting for security reasons (even though I know you would love to meet each other) (I would need to figure out where you lived to coordinate times) (which I'm pretty much aware of for most of you but still)

Anyways if you have commitments then that's quite alright, it can be attended without compromising that.

Just keep an eye out for emails.

REMINDER! the form closes today, so full it out asap. You can find more information by searching #croissant's cult and on @good-old-fashioned-villain's blog

tagging some people

@gl1tzygl0ck @gayfurbyboi @apazwtsn @whenyoulikeandwhereyoulike @moroniccats @cats-fluorescent @mischievous-archeologist @kitkatszn @therealmr-capgras @the-nerdy-autist @thatwasfunnypleaselaugh @type-blaze0 @twoandahalfdimes @eggzeroni @ball-of-insecurities @thatchaoticbookworm @aka-edmond @drkillianm @abovethemoon333 @behindthesun777 @killer-umbrellasecret--dagger @monarch-of-gold @lady-with-knife @toscar-wilde @anyone else who's interested

killer-umbrellasecret--dagger

Cult meeting? I haven't heard of this before. I am quite interested.

MH

autistobrat

How do you feel about going through a person's blog and deducing (judging) what they are?

I feel like MI6 should recruit me at this point.

@killer-umbrellasecret--dagger Any change in thoughts?

rosemelodyshah

@killer-umbrellasecret--dagger tell her!

killer-umbrellasecret--dagger

Unfortunately, @autistobrat, you're currently a bit too young for the MI6 to recruit you. One can be recruited at 17 at the minimum, but you have to be 18 to start working, so you have to wait a little.

MH

autistobrat

I'm currently selling my soul. Starting at 5 pence.

the-archivist-system

I bid £1,000,000,000

:)

do-not-u-dare

£1,500,000,000 and a marshmallow

snomeraphim

uhhh... I have a bagel... is that worth anything?

the-archivist-system

I HAVE TWO BAGELS AND SUSHI!

autistobrat

we are going at whopping TWO BAGELS AND SUSHI

going once.....

emyrillis

I HAVE MY GRANDPA'S ADOBO

autistobrat

we have a LEGENDARY ADOBO OF WISDOM

going once....

any higher bids?

the-archivist-system

uhm

I have...

a completed fic!! (actually finished with no procrastination (not clickbait))

autistobrat

A COMPLETED FIC WITH NO PROCRASTINATION IS ON BID

NO. PROCRASTINATION.

going once...

autistobrat

going twice...

thesightofthestarsmakemesmile

UUHH UHHHHH I HAVE A HALF FULL SKETCHBOOK WITH WHAT I CALL MEDIOCRE ART AND WHAT MY MOOTS CALL "REALLY BEAUTIFUL" ART (SHERLOCK DRAWING INCLUDED)

AND A DIGITAL DOODLE OF YOU EMMA

AND A BOX OF AT LEAST 50 CAN TABS AND A FEW TRINKETS AND BUTTONS

autistobrat

SOMEONE'S TREASURE BOX IS JUST BIDDED

withered-roses-still-live-deact

I HAVE MY SOUL

autistobrat

A SOUL IS BIDDED FOR A PROBABLY MORE DEVASTATED SOUL OF MINE

AT THIS POINT ONLY SATAN WILL BE ABLE TO WIN THE BIDDING

going once....

type-blaze0

@anon-remsha, how do I fix this?

anon-remsha

What is happening here. @autistobrat what is happening here. What. Why? Huh what?

type-blaze0

I mean, i know about as much from contacts as you probably do, but it appears that emma is... auctioning off their free will and eternal spirit?

anon-remsha

And people are offering all sorts of bizarre things for it. @rosemelodyshah offered my secrets and a soul and a body. (And no Rose I refuse)

But. I... I don't think this one is fixable. I genuinely don't know what to say to someone doing. Deal my soul to the devil except the devil is Tumblr. I don't consider it to be a good thing tho. I need to know what exactly was in @autistobrat mind throughout this.

type-blaze0

In which case, I guess I have to outbid.

Thankfully, my weekly raids on the faye have made me quite spiritually rich.

rosemelodyshah

But I wanna have!!!😢

type-blaze0

Frankly, as long as it stays in the HOUSE, i deem that an acceptable outcome. Would you like to pull wealth and bid together?

rosemelodyshah

Yes I would!

I have angsty fics, the two gifts for Emma (which she is getting anyway but), and Jasmine, Remsha and Queenie to offer. Oh, and the many infodumps I am writing.

type-blaze0

I offer four feea spirits and a comic series in addition, @eeveegirlisnotonline , would you like to also pool with us to maximize bidding power

eeveegirlisnotonline

For a second I thought you were trying to bid me and I was slightly concerned

Also yes I will add my money and my cupcake recipe to the pool

Those fuckers won me a cake baking competition at school so you know they're worth it.

type-blaze0

@autistobrat we the HOUSE collectively bid:

4 souls

Fics

an award-winning cupcake recipe

several infodumps

a loaf of sweet bread

A loaf of spice bread

jasmine, remsha, and queenie

Info dumps

The truename "awelord"

And some of Eevee's money.

controversial-dotcom-jasmine

Uh. I. I put in wedding clothes and jewellery (gold and silver). Both costs A LOT. Like a lot a lot. And the piece of Emma I was allowed to keep (if it's a must to.. save Emma's soul or whatever is happening?)

And this giant saw I have from. I don't even know when.

And. Myself.. it seems. (That was Rose wasn't it?)

controversy-queenx10

Oh. Uhm. Myself? And this pearl I have. It's a real pearl that. Someone gifted me? A diamond and ruby ring. And.

My sewing machine. @type-blaze0

rosemelodyshah

Oh and @type-blaze0 I'll also throw in my spagetti recipe!

type-blaze0

@autistobrat the HOUSE bid has expanded to

12 souls (blaze)

Assorted jewelry and gems (varied sources)

Sweet loaf (blaze)

Spice loaf (blaze)

A spaghetti recipe (rose)

An award winning cupcake recipe (eevee)

Three living humans (rose)

A spiritual vortex (moss)

Fics (rose)

Multiple infodumps (rose)

A giant saw (jasmine)

The missing piece of yourself (jasmine)

Wedding clothes (jasmine)

Some of Eevee's Australian money (eevee)

Some of my canadian money (blaze)

Some of my puerto rican money (blaze)

One hundred million venezuelan pesos (blaze)

A sewing machine. (I'm jealous) (queen)

The truename "awelord" (blaze)

One of roses poems (remsha)

And a handsewn plush. (Blaze)

rosemelodyshah

I think my mom still has my siblings hair from the first hair cut somewhere. I'll throw in that if I find it.

Also. My poems. Hmm. Alas if it is a must I will share.

I'll also throw in 🔪 anon (another hooman offering)

killer-umbrellasecret--dagger

I give you my brother.

the-monster-of-mycroft

I throw in Mycroft along with me. And Mycroft's gun.

rosemelodyshah

@type-blaze0 these asw👆🏻

type-blaze0

I am vetoing the gun. No gun

rosemelodyshah

Oh good point ig. You should also veto the umbrella he will offer (once he sees this) for it is a weapon of its own. And the phone. And the pen.

killer-umbrellasecret--dagger

Alas, Sherlock is incapable of giving safe things for he does not own any. Since Sherlock is being given, give his skull and bee and bathrobes along with him. He is quite irritable without them @type-blaze0

MH

do-not-u-dare

…unfortunately for me…

goodnight, tumblr

im going back to school tomorrow 😔

<3 love y’all

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(i hope you can see the heart)

satan-offical

Hey chat while bellabookworm is asleep can we blow up this post to freak them out

type-blaze0

That's mine, @lovely-mosspatch, @i-eat-rusty-nails and @gayfurbyboi job!

I GUESS y'all can help

autistobrat

I'm currently selling my soul. Starting at 5 pence.

the-archivist-system

I bid £1,000,000,000

:)

do-not-u-dare

£1,500,000,000 and a marshmallow

snomeraphim

uhhh... I have a bagel... is that worth anything?

the-archivist-system

I HAVE TWO BAGELS AND SUSHI!

autistobrat

we are going at whopping TWO BAGELS AND SUSHI

going once.....

emyrillis

I HAVE MY GRANDPA'S ADOBO

autistobrat

we have a LEGENDARY ADOBO OF WISDOM

going once....

any higher bids?

the-archivist-system

uhm

I have...

a completed fic!! (actually finished with no procrastination (not clickbait))

autistobrat

A COMPLETED FIC WITH NO PROCRASTINATION IS ON BID

NO. PROCRASTINATION.

going once...

autistobrat

going twice...

thesightofthestarsmakemesmile

UUHH UHHHHH I HAVE A HALF FULL SKETCHBOOK WITH WHAT I CALL MEDIOCRE ART AND WHAT MY MOOTS CALL "REALLY BEAUTIFUL" ART (SHERLOCK DRAWING INCLUDED)

AND A DIGITAL DOODLE OF YOU EMMA

AND A BOX OF AT LEAST 50 CAN TABS AND A FEW TRINKETS AND BUTTONS

autistobrat

SOMEONE'S TREASURE BOX IS JUST BIDDED

withered-roses-still-live-deact

I HAVE MY SOUL

autistobrat

A SOUL IS BIDDED FOR A PROBABLY MORE DEVASTATED SOUL OF MINE

AT THIS POINT ONLY SATAN WILL BE ABLE TO WIN THE BIDDING

going once....

type-blaze0

@anon-remsha, how do I fix this?

anon-remsha

What is happening here. @autistobrat what is happening here. What. Why? Huh what?

type-blaze0

I mean, i know about as much from contacts as you probably do, but it appears that emma is... auctioning off their free will and eternal spirit?

anon-remsha

And people are offering all sorts of bizarre things for it. @rosemelodyshah offered my secrets and a soul and a body. (And no Rose I refuse)

But. I... I don't think this one is fixable. I genuinely don't know what to say to someone doing. Deal my soul to the devil except the devil is Tumblr. I don't consider it to be a good thing tho. I need to know what exactly was in @autistobrat mind throughout this.

type-blaze0

In which case, I guess I have to outbid.

Thankfully, my weekly raids on the faye have made me quite spiritually rich.

rosemelodyshah

But I wanna have!!!😢

type-blaze0

Frankly, as long as it stays in the HOUSE, i deem that an acceptable outcome. Would you like to pull wealth and bid together?

rosemelodyshah

Yes I would!

I have angsty fics, the two gifts for Emma (which she is getting anyway but), and Jasmine, Remsha and Queenie to offer. Oh, and the many infodumps I am writing.

type-blaze0

I offer four feea spirits and a comic series in addition, @eeveegirlisnotonline , would you like to also pool with us to maximize bidding power

eeveegirlisnotonline

For a second I thought you were trying to bid me and I was slightly concerned

Also yes I will add my money and my cupcake recipe to the pool

Those fuckers won me a cake baking competition at school so you know they're worth it.

type-blaze0

@autistobrat we the HOUSE collectively bid:

4 souls

Fics

an award-winning cupcake recipe

several infodumps

a loaf of sweet bread

A loaf of spice bread

jasmine, remsha, and queenie

Info dumps

The truename "awelord"

And some of Eevee's money.

controversial-dotcom-jasmine

Uh. I. I put in wedding clothes and jewellery (gold and silver). Both costs A LOT. Like a lot a lot. And the piece of Emma I was allowed to keep (if it's a must to.. save Emma's soul or whatever is happening?)

And this giant saw I have from. I don't even know when.

And. Myself.. it seems. (That was Rose wasn't it?)

controversy-queenx10

Oh. Uhm. Myself? And this pearl I have. It's a real pearl that. Someone gifted me? A diamond and ruby ring. And.

My sewing machine. @type-blaze0

rosemelodyshah

Oh and @type-blaze0 I'll also throw in my spagetti recipe!

type-blaze0

@autistobrat the HOUSE bid has expanded to

12 souls (blaze)

Assorted jewelry and gems (varied sources)

Sweet loaf (blaze)

Spice loaf (blaze)

A spaghetti recipe (rose)

An award winning cupcake recipe (eevee)

Three living humans (rose)

A spiritual vortex (moss)

Fics (rose)

Multiple infodumps (rose)

A giant saw (jasmine)

The missing piece of yourself (jasmine)

Wedding clothes (jasmine)

Some of Eevee's Australian money (eevee)

Some of my canadian money (blaze)

Some of my puerto rican money (blaze)

One hundred million venezuelan pesos (blaze)

A sewing machine. (I'm jealous) (queen)

The truename "awelord" (blaze)

One of roses poems (remsha)

And a handsewn plush. (Blaze)

rosemelodyshah

I think my mom still has my siblings hair from the first hair cut somewhere. I'll throw in that if I find it.

Also. My poems. Hmm. Alas if it is a must I will share.

I'll also throw in 🔪 anon (another hooman offering)

killer-umbrellasecret--dagger

I give you my brother.

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canis-major-collective-deactiva

Hmmm I'm bored let's do something stupid

5k notes and I actually try to find therapy instead of making excuses for why I can't

Since I know I'll never reach 5k that means I'm not obligated to do it :3 mwahaha

221lesbiandconfused

*ahem*

The HOUSE??

Assemble

@gayfurbyboi @anon-remsha @lovely-mosspatch @bellabookworm @type-blaze0 @rosemelodyshah @aggressive-positivity-offical @autistobrat @tinytk123 @identitycroissant-tm @i-eat-rusty-nails

+all the others I know I missed

rosemelodyshah

Okay fun fact according to a very shallow swim in which Iade no attempt to verify anything.

The blog to accounts ratio are currently 4:1 which means the average amount of blogs a Tumblr user has is four.

Hence my [number too big] blogs are totally okay and should not be discriminated against by the population of The HOUSE which consists of moots such as @moroniccats (also @whenyoulikeandwhereyoulike and @lestradelurkshere bc we were just talking about blogs)

whenyoulikeandwhereyoulike

Hey! I wasn't discriminating! I literally applauded you for managing them!

controversy-queenx10

Rose sweetie you know exactly what we're going to say in the RBS right? Or do you want the honour to do that yourself?

rosemelodyshah

Sherlock is gonna do that.

killer-umbrellasecret--dagger

Yes, but more importantly— the world literally blocked the amount of blogs you have. Think about that for a minute, Rose.

MH

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