What are you, a cop?

i was preparing a wet specimen one day and my dad was like this reminds me of my work buddy who ties dollar store balloons to roadkill and watches them fly away. and i had to drop everything for a second and say no. no i dont think this is like that

I read it as, pursued by cows, and I like it even better

Walk Like No One Is Driving

wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

The physical toggle switch for switching between iOS/Android...

its been 12 years

13 years

14 years

15 years

16 years

17 years

loss is an adult now :D 🎉🎉🎉

they would be an adult today …. if not for the loss….

every day i wish the tumblr sugar daddies were real

yea actually i WOULD like a weekly allowance for being so cute and hot and funny online. i deserve it.

I saw the skirt, got super excited, and was not disappointed