Light It Up.

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

I sometimes forget how much I love certain bands and when I re-listen to them it’s like holy shit 

an unstoppable force (my love of books) meets an unmovable object (my lack of a desire to actually read anything) 

hope these pornblogs following me enjoy my suffering

“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday

Wednesday, but I get ya gurl

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

It’s called connotations.

great news! Language is now banned

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell