Shake It Off

Me: this boy is cute *listens to his political views* Me: on second thought he’s not that cute

98% of the time

“people” with instagram ready rooms arent human

what is this

people who decorate their living space solely based on how instagrammable it is. minimalism, fairy lights, some lame Breathe. Beautiful. wall decal, a single succulent on the nightstand. impeccably clean and empty, occupied by someone who’s personality is also empty

you can just say rich people

lads…… it’s march. how we coping

we aren’t

Watch this and be blessed

Awww bae

Tag yourself. I’m “Has-Descendents.”

History is one thousand times more utterly ridiculous than you might think O.O

Faint-not, perfect for the one with syncope

Just imagine screaming those at the playground to get your kids!

“FEAR-GOD GET YOUR ASS IN THE HOUSE THE STREETLIGHTS ARE ON! AND GET YOUR BROTHER HELP AND TELL THANKS TO BRING HER ASS HOME!”

@historia-vitae-magistras

And here I was worried about my husband wanting to name our next kiddo “Britton”

We don’t deserve dogs.

I went to a presentation that showed by thousands of years of breeding we’ve bred a bit of our own selves into dogs and made them the most human companions of man.

mewtwo is savage

I need more pokemon shaming

0 fucks to be offered by Mewtwo

im sick of literally every trend teenage girls partake in being mocked like first its girls who take pics of their starbucks and wear ugg boots then its girls who like indie music and wear vintage clothing then girls who like pop punk and wear vans and a flannel around their waist and now people are mocking girls who wear mom jeans and mustard kanken backpacks and have moleskin journals like can we just let teenage girls LIVE and let them do shit they want to do like seriously