Kidday

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

I was NOT ready for her to fuck it up like that. Wow😍👏🏽. With the nails!!!

Johnny Blaze, hello? She’s been doing that all over national television already...... I’m disappointed in y’all.

This country is sad.

Me with everything I make fun of