Live in separation, die together.

Aries: Slowly freezing to death outside with their arms outstretched so birds can hang out on their hands. 

Taurus: Attempting to box and wrap themselves for maximum Christmas cheer.

Gemini: Renting a bulletproof vest for the family get together later today.

Cancer: Ritually polishing the holiday lance. Gotta get all the blood off from last year.

Leo: Baking hundreds upon thousands of cookies. Legions of cookies. Their eyes are completely white, they seem to be in some sort of trance.

Virgo: Working on your fiendish plan to capture and cybernetically augment Santa.

Libra: Warming themselves in the fireplace as all of their clothes burn off.

Scorpio: Dual wielding a pair of Christmas lights like a pair of whips. 

Ophiuchus: Stalking the misty streets in a sackcloth mask holding a single candle and scaring small children.

Sagittarius: Driving the body wagon to the mount to drop off sacrifices to the Christmas wyrm. 

Capricorn: Brewing cider in the stomach of a freshly slain elk.

Aquarius: Affixing brass knuckles and a scarf, heading out looking for some goddamn halls to deck.

Garb Week: TV & Film

Angel Coulby as Gwen in Merlin (2008-2012)

Howard Charles as Porthos in The Musketeers (BBC)

Zhu Zhu as Kokachin on Marco Polo

Aishwarya Rai as Mira in The Last Legion (2007)

David Ajala as Rate in Beowulf: Return to the Shieldlands (2016)

Estella Daniels as Nala in Sinbad (2012-)

Gugu Mbatha-Raw as Dido Elizabeth Belle in Belle (2013)

Karen David as Isabella in Galavant

Sophie Okonedo as Margaret of Anjou in The Hollow Crown

100 years of Black Beauty in Kenya.

Black people are beautiful, no matter what the media says. Know your roots.

writers: *kill off abbie* :)

fandom: …how did yall expect us to act?

writers: well ichabod is still here so how about season 4? :) :)

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