the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

if i was famous i would add myself to the notable bisexual wikipedia page and then post something on my instagram story about how my fans are so parasocial

mack withholding his like from the will 4th of july bc harem gangbang post being incontrovertible proof of the jealous mack thesis. like wow. i'm actually so moved

i’m exposing will here but he grew out the hair so all the men have something to pull on

whenever will gets wasted now, he takes off his hat and then pretends to be drunker than he is and hangs his head so that one of his homeboys would grab a fistful of his hair at the back of his skull and yank his head up

will is having zyn summer and mack is having zoloft summer. will not elaborate.