Everyone's talking, Nobody's listening

that part in New in Town where John says he “had that thought that only black out drunks and Steve Urkel can have” and he waits just long enough not only for the crowd to get it but also so he can giggle at his own punch line and then he delivers “did I do that?” completely straight

Loooolllllll

I hope all of you realize that you aren’t safe even when you ARE holding your drink the entire night. Keep your eyes open and your ears attentive as much as possible if you go out and drink. I was holding mine all night long and it STILL happened to me. Something was STILL slickly slid into my drink. It fucks with your health, your heart, your mentality, your relationships, your work ethic, your everything. Please watch out for your friends, don’t leave them alone, and let’s all put a stop to this. Please watch out for yourself. Don’t let go of your drink and even if you don’t continue to be a leach on it. It does NOT guarantee it won’t happen to you. The only silver lining I can find about any of this is that maybe I can find a way to make it end. Maybe I can find a way to make it end.

Please reblog if you read this to spread awareness. Please.

well, i got caught shop lifting today for the first time.  bad shit just keeps happening to me. i feel like a piece of fucking shit.  

I literally posted this YEARS ago when I was a naive young teenager and I'm STILL getting comments and messages telling me to just not steal. Lol no shit! I cut that out a very long time ago. I was just a dumb kid who did a dumb thing. Y'all are annoying.

How college actually works.

LOOOOL

“…you’re hired.”