Wish I Was In A Fictional World

Ches: Pretty sure I'm the smartest guy in the band. Glam: Your hand is stuck in a vending machine. Ches: I paid for a Snickers, I'm getting my Snickers.

Yeah okay, I'll rebark that!

i like seeing how many people cried real tears in the notes

i cant believe that there's still gamergate STANK on games that women enjoy. NASTY misogyny residue. stardew valley is in fact a video game. animal crossing is also a video game. so are otome games and dating sims and twee little cozy games. sometimes a bitch doesnt wanna play bloodborne that shit's hard

guys who mainly play 2k and fortnite will still be like oh youre not a real gamer for having 1000 hours in stardew. mother fucker you're larping as a basketball player

A supervillain goes to investigate a disturbance at the entrance of their secret lair, only to find their superhero archnemesis standing there, shivering. "I'm sorry, but I just got evicted and I didn't have anywhere else to go."

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly