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I was about to fucking scream then I finished reading it lmao

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one-time-i-dreamt

Okay, I need like 50 right away! Found them on Amazon in case anyone wants to check them out.

Amazon.com : Myard Fireproof Imitated Human Fire Pit Skull Gas Log for NG, LP Wood Fireplace, Firepit, Campfire, Halloween Decor, BBQ (Qty 1

visionaryness

I mean I just use regular skulls…

alsedes

Right? It’s like buying a bag of pine cones. It’s sad people are too lazy to just bleach the skulls of their slain enemies anymore. Go outside! Plunder a city!

creepled

If you can’t harvest your own human skulls, store bought is fine.

neutralgoof

Millennials are killing the skull harvesting business

theglowpt2-deactivated20200101

if you brought shakespeare back to life and showed him the lion king i bet he’d be like “this shit fucks why didn’t anyone tell me i could use lions”

Unmute !

Mood

lmaooooo

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thenameisdog

dankmemeuniversity

cunthulu420

Petition for Chris Evans to put on the captain America outfit and physically fight Donald trump

sabrecmc

If you follow his twitter, I think he is like *this close*

raejin99

Chris Evans: one like and I will personally fist fight Trump while dressed as Captain America

Chris Evans: *likes his own tweet*

Chris Evans: Say no more

ssironstrange

Chris Evans is the hero we need

racial

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

racial

i have to pee

megurashkarchived

i am so gentle and kind hearted

megurashkarchived

and stupid

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milk-karton-kids

Boys and girls of every age

Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?

Come with us and you will see

This, our town of Halloween

This is Halloween

Pumpkins scream in the dead of night 🎃

This is Halloween

Everybody make a scene

Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright

It’s our town

Everybody scream

In this town of Halloween

I am the one hiding under your bed 🛌

Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

I am the one hiding under your stairs

Fingers like snakes 🐍 and spiders 🕷 in my hair

This is Halloween

Halloween

In this town

We call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

In this town

Don’t we love it now?

Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise

’Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can 🗑

Something’s waiting, no, to pounce,

And

How

You’ll

Scream!

This is Halloween

Red ‘n’ black, and slimy green

Aren’t you scared?

Well, that’s just fine

Say it once, say it twice

Take a chance and roll the dice 🎲🎲

Ride with the moon in the dead of night 🌕

Everybody scream

In our town of Halloween!

I am the clown with the tear-away face 🤡

Here in a flash and gone without a trace

I am the “who” when you call, “Who’s there?”

I am the wind blowing through your hair 🌬

I am the shadow on the moon at night 🌑

Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

This is Halloween

Halloween

Tender lumplings everywhere

Life’s no fun without a good scare

That’s our job, but we’re not mean

In our town of Halloween

In this town

Don’t we love it now?

Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise

Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back 💀

And scream like a banshee

Make you

Jump

Out

Of

Your

Skin! ☠️

This is Halloween

Everybody scream

Won’t ya please make way for a very special guy?

Our man Jack is King of the Pumpkin patch

Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King, now!

This is Halloween

Halloween

In this town we call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

pcklesthings

@dissonanceee

champagnexproblemss

i think i just died a little

businesshag-deactivated20160606

I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!

borkyno-deactivated20160330

tag this post with your first result you get when you type will

#don't drop your ipod in the fucking toilet or you will lose the most important hq audio ever

harrywavycurly

Harry when he logs into his tumblr for the first time:

babyanimalgifs

oh my god, please take 3 seconds out of your day to watch this.

monsieurenjlolras

What’s the opposite of a jump scare

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