secret tatooine buddy

in rots when obi-wan learns he has to go confront anakin and lovingly put him 6 feet under, the first place he goes to look for him is padme's apartment and ofc anakin isnt there bc hes too busy hatefully putting a bunch of people 6 feet under elsewhere. as one does. theres 3647483 things wrong with his personality but his work ethics are solid. but like. imagine if he was, indeed, home. imagine your buddy murders your entire workplace and you find what he left behind (body parts, mostly) and go look for him to ask him hey what the literal fuck was that all about and he's just at his girlfriend's place, gaming or something. and then imagine all the melodrama of the mustafar duel but located entirely inside padmes apartment. someones swinging from a chandelier. someone is throwing padmes antique porcelain like projectiles. anakin considers pummelling obi-wan with one of those mini statues padme has for religious reasons but remembers they just got that couch and goes to throttle him instead. obi-wan ends up being driven into the bedroom and sees his own slippers there and has a "oh so thats where those went" moment. he raised a murderer but he didnt realise he also raised a thief & hes strangely upset about it

It’s just a joke dude. It doesn’t mean anything. Information has no coherent structure . Ideas don’t touch reality

in rots when obi-wan learns he has to go confront anakin and lovingly put him 6 feet under, the first place he goes to look for him is padme's apartment and ofc anakin isnt there bc hes too busy hatefully putting a bunch of people 6 feet under elsewhere. as one does. theres 3647483 things wrong with his personality but his work ethics are solid. but like. imagine if he was, indeed, home. imagine your buddy murders your entire workplace and you find what he left behind (body parts, mostly) and go look for him to ask him hey what the literal fuck was that all about and he's just at his girlfriend's place, gaming or something. and then imagine all the melodrama of the mustafar duel but located entirely inside padmes apartment. someones swinging from a chandelier. someone is throwing padmes antique porcelain like projectiles. anakin considers pummelling obi-wan with one of those mini statues padme has for religious reasons but remembers they just got that couch and goes to throttle him instead. obi-wan ends up being driven into the bedroom and sees his own slippers there and has a "oh so thats where those went" moment. he raised a murderer but he didnt realise he also raised a thief & hes strangely upset about it

hi my name is Anakin Amber Sun’beam Chestnut Honey and i have hammered bronze amber sunbeam chestnut honey hair (that’s how i got my name)

Loving star wars is a curse and perhaps a mental illness of some kind

It is also hereditary, and commonly passed from fathers to daughters.