please send cake

I want to watch the whole thing.

Ok but women are so strong like she is in so much fucking pain and is like fuck that im going to straighten my hair

People who walk in groups across the pavement

groups of friends who stop in the middle of the path to talk: I Will Obliterate You. Your Organs Will Be Mine.

This gif actually, literally made me laugh out loud and send it to every group chat I’m in just to get yelled at. Thank you.

I checked the notes looking for these exact frames and was not disappointed.

Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

that genuinely is it

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

lets bring back sheetwares

trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins

Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day

That last one looks dope

the chlamys is more of a dick-almost-out look

is this the guy who wants to turn people into dinosaurs instead of curing cancer?

#the story behind this character is amazing#he was supposed to turn into a bat#and be vampiric#but the comics code authority said no vampires#so the writers were like#FUCK IT#HE’S A FUCKING DINOSAUR#HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW???? (via @portraitoftheoddity)

There is no part of this post I don’t find hilarious.

in 2009 florence welch said “leave all your love and your longing behind, you can’t carry it with you if you want to survive” and in 2018 she said “the loneliness never left me, i always took it with me, but i can put it down in the pleasure of your company” and that is growth

This is the best fucking video i CANNOT breathe

I have not laughed that hard at a video in so long oh my god 😂😂

“EEURRRHHH!”

“That meteor hurling towards us doesn’t dismiss you I do, now sit back down.”