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@khasserole
I can't believe it's already 2017
Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this
They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme
No no no lol please don’t
Forever reblog until 2017
O my god no
i cant stop laughing
until 2017
only 3 more years.
I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then
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Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)
Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awake? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were a part of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
Okay, so there’s this app called “Couple” in the app store. ((I think it may have been called “Pair” as well, but I’ve got the AT&T version.)) Let me tell you about this cute little motherfucking app.
Okay, so you have...
The signs in the morning
Aries: is awake before the alarm goes off, leaves alarm on and sings along to it
Taurus: gets up asap for breakfast
Gemini: slowly, sloooowly gets up
Cancer: stayed up late watching tv/crying so is overtired and sleeps through alarm
Leo: complains about how early they wake up and madly rushes to leave the house on time
Virgo: either wakes up super early to work or super late and panics
Libra: up early to do makeup and look perfect
Scorpio: sleeps as long as they can and hates the world for making them get up
Sagittarius: excited and ready for the day
Capricorn: not morning people, dies internally every morning
Aquarius: wakes up, bed head, 5 cups of coffee and still half asleep, forgets half their stuff on the way out
Pisces: forgot to set their alarm the night before
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today i sprained my foot in the worse way possible. i slipped on a yugioh card in my room (a bunch actually since i was sorting them). this is it. yugioh will be the death of me
update: it turns out i didn’t twist/sprain my foot. we went to the nurses and i had fractured it appparently. duel monsters broke my foot. yugioh broke my foot. yugioh ruined my life (here’s a picture of the cast)
Somehow playing a card game has caused me to become severely injured.
*gently headbutts u in the shoulder to show affection*
A bunch of things about John Egbert that make him my favorite character but people never seem to remember about him:
He likes green and suggested Jade wear blue, initiating their color switch.
He thinks he’s stupid, but he’s very good at math and problem solving.
He likes rabbits.
Matthew Mcconaughey is his favorite actor, not Nic Cage.
He likes doomsday movies.
He’s the first quasi-canon trickster character.
He befriended his denizen when he was told to kill it.
He is admittedly unsure of anything related to biology, even that of the ecto variety.
He is thoughtful and does nice things for others.
He is uncomfortable with issues of romance and thinks dating is dumb when there are issues like staying alive to deal with.
He likes to talk about things like sci-fi and he thinks about the philosophy of the game sometimes.
His character is tied to the Norse doomsday.
The things that hurt him most are when his friends’ jokes go too far.
In the Alphaverse, he was abandoned by his sister and tormented by )(IC for most of his childhood.
In the Alphaverse, he grew up to be a famous comedian.
He has a natural inclination to stay calm when horrible things happen which is a trait present on both sides of the Scratch.
Jellybean face.
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I am a very private person, yet I am an open book. If you don’t ask…I won’t tell.
(via nothingspecialjustcaitlin)
if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away
GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK
dont yell at me
dont yell at me
dont yell at me
dont yell at me
dont yell at me
dont
yell
at
me
instead of yelling try not yelling
if you ever yell at me, i promise you i will cry no matter who you are or what i did
i thought that im the only one that cries when people yell at me
“Malachite” from Jailbreak. surasshu made the beat and roaring bass riff. I composed the orchestral parts (strings, timpani, piano) and the masses of screaming distortion!
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Reblog this post if you’re comfortable with transgender people using the bathroom that best matches their gender identity.
As long as they flush.
And wash their hands
Things I Have Only Ever Heard In Marching Band
"shit. i forgot my pants."
"you need to tongue that harder."
"you're still off. pull out a little bit."
"you do a rimshot one more time and i sWEAR TO GOD..."
"if their flags ever rotate at the same time, it's definitely on accident."
"nah, we didn't get to battle them. ("why?") director thought it would end in a fist fight."
"eighteen people in this drumline, and not ONE of you assfaces remembered to grab the cymbals?! unbelievable."
"he says 'back to one' again, and i'm shoving those claves up his ass."
"i think the polish fumes got me high."
"twenty bucks says that stand dumps his music all over the floor."
"dude! don't tell him, but there's definitely a part in the field show where we form a giant dick for at least a second."
