(hears a song lyric) this would make a great all-lower case fanfiction title

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

ICE shot another civilian in minneapolis this morning

state officials confirm the individual has died ... ICE executed another person in broad daylight. and they've begun escalating against protesters in the area.

i will not get involved in niche internet drama. i will not argue with annoying people online. i will privately note that they are wrong, and i am right, and i cannot change anyones mind on the internet. dune

www.aloofbrunette.org/careers

having an archenemy as a grown ass man is so gay actually. what are you arching? your back?

The next time ur abt to rb heated rivalry posts think abt ur poor lesbian mutuals shivering all alone in the rain inside a cardboard box who could not give less of a fuck abt those men

If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

free my girl she did all that and should’ve fucking done even more

Found footage movies that get turned into a series of found footage movies are always so funny. We keep buying cameras and the guys keep getting eaten by ghosts and I said well its seems like you're just feeding journalists to the monsters and then my producer started crying