totally normal girl

low-key rooting for whittaker to get with farm lady just bc hucklerobby is just a “putting the two most prominent white male characters together regardless of whether it makes sense” ship and people are deeply annoying about it on this website

"My name probably means nothing to you, but I used to be a god worshipped here in long forgotten times. Except the remnants of my last temple were bulldozed to build a parking lot this morning, so now I'm kind of homeless. Can I stay here?"

[Image: An owl inside someone's house, perched/clinging to the top of some drapes, its wings spread and resting tent-style so it resembles a moth.]

@onenicebugperday

The names Practice

Mal Practice

Nice to meet you Dr. Practice, could you please tell me what's wrong with my son :)

He needs surgery on all of his bones

Very well, here is my credit card :)

I accept no payment I do this because I love it

like the return of the r slur and horrible fatphobia and gay jokes and the misogyny oh my fucking god can we talk about the misogyny. we have culturally regressed to the eary 2010s but when you try to call people out they’re liek ohhh it’s just a joke 😂. i’m sorry but i don’t want to hear jokes about pedophilia or about rape or about racism that is not funny and it never will be. everything is ironic and if you get offended it’s cuz you’re a crazy femnazi who cares too much. because it’s apparently uncool to take anything serious or do anything with actual sincerity anymore

Lesbianworld #lesbianplanet

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

dr squirterrrrr