Conquering the Worlds

I believe he also now has a library card.

Spiderman pulls his phone out during the middle of a fight and is like “Things aren’t going very well, can you come pick me up?” and less than ten minutes later the Prowler crashes his motorcycle into the Green Goblin’s face.

I’ve never thought of “my 13yo nephew went and became a superhero so I guess I’m helping him out now” as a villain redemption arc before but now it’s everything I need in life.

the concept of people being born in the 00s and being on this website or the internet in general will never stop giving me a minor heart attack every time bc my brain stopped processing time in like 2008 so anyone born in like 2003 is automatically assumed to be in kindergarten until i realize they're old enough to drive

I fucking love the character that’s like. not really the villain. but definitely not a good guy I mean he’s on our side. but he’s definitely not morally upstanding.

ok? but who is winning in a FIGHT this isn’t about personality. Who is gonna WIN in fisty cuffs ?

Angelica can’t fucking fight. The only girl she’s ever scalped was Cynthia, and that’s cause she’s inanimate.

Angelica just acts hard cause she’s around literal babies all the time who can’t challenge her, that’s why she got her life snatched when Susie came around. DW on the other hand is about that life, she’s the youngest and smallest and still nobody fucks with her.

You know who we don’t make fun of enough? Those dudes who can’t cook and don’t wash their asscracks but are convinced that they’d be the sole survivor of a zombie apocalypse

I forget where, but I once saw the most devastating line on this phenomenon: “You think you’re Mad Max, but you’re just one of the skulls in the pyramid in the background.”

That moment when you think serviving in the apocalypse is just holding a gun

There’s a whole genre called soft apocalypse about people who can cook/hunt/do mechanical work/clean and knit that kinda regrow and rework the world. it’s good stuff, oft found in manga

There’s this group of zombie preppers here. They run drills, meet at the gun range and have a survival course they charge people for. They even have logos on the side of their cars. I called them once because I thought that might be a fun thing to do for a weekend. I asked them questions about soil and water purification. Their plan was to steal bottled water from other survivors and then capture the desalination plant. None of them knew how to run it. One of them was a ranch worker who thought he might be able to grow crops, but he didn’t know that corporately modified seeds are designed to NOT yield. I asked them also the same thing I ask everyone in a disaster scenario. Where’s your nuclear engineer and how do you plan on stopping the inevitable breakdown of unmanned nuclear power plants which have a stand-alone self maintenance life of three years …. No one ever has an answer for that one. These guys certainly didn’t. I mean I’m not really expecting these guys to really know this stuff, and I don’t actually expect a Zombie apocalypse. but what I do want to prepare for is these morons LARPing their way through an actual disaster scenario and getting more people killed because they think they can shoot civilization back to life. We have to be prepper preppers…. Which is bullshit.

This is my favorite thing ever. I have said we need linguistics to talk to other people, hunters, foragers, etc. Guns only last until the bullets run out because these people don’t know how to make bullets. And I know how to knit.

I think I’m going to move up my spinning lessons and start reading more about animal husbandry just in case

A friend once worked at a military surplus store that had some customers who only came out of the woods once a year. The owner was a super-serious prepper. One day this couch potato type came in and asked the owner which was the best prepper book. Dude probably expected something from the publisher of Soldier of Fortune magazine, something that would impress people who saw it on his bookshelf. He was distraught when the owner recommended any pre-1960 edition of the Boy Scout Handbook.

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

if this comes up on my dash and i don’t reblog it - just assume im dead

Awesome

I ASPIRE so go that hard at life

And almost 30 years later, it's still a good thing to point out.

So does good omens have like, a plot and shit or, like are michael sheen and hot david tennant just the main characters. I was under the impression they were like background to an actual plot but it seems it’s literally just about their enemies to lovers slowburn

they are the main characters but they contribute exactly nothing to the plot. it’s like armageddon but focusing on two absolutely useless homosexuals instead of armageddon