key underscore

scarlett johansson is shaving her head to play aang as we speak

every time i see yal shipping harley quinn w that musty ass clown fucker instead of the plant lady im like [knife emoji]

If you get married in Japan then fly to Hawaii and immediately die after you land, your marriage certificate will be dated after your death certificate

weekend plans!

your 20’s are all about finding THE wackiest, THE ugliest, short-sleeve button-up shirts that no one in their right mind would wear, and then wearing them as much as possible

Your computer single handedly caused global warming in a matter of seconds

dude what

listen I don’t “like” things, I either read a book/watch a show and forget 0.2 secs later or change my entire lifestyle based on what it was until I find something new

me after getting run over by my ex wife’s ford rover and now the ambulance i called is at the end of the street revving its engine