Kevin Day was part of a cult, played for the Ravens at the collegiate level, the Baltimore Wildcats at the professional level, and USC internationally, had a secret girlfriend, went to college and got top grades for both himself and Riko, and was also a public figure—all at 19 years old. Don't even try to understand how he does it, he's Barbie or something. What's truly inhuman about him isn't his obsession with Exy, but his ability to do all of that at the same time... Oh, he also has time to develop homoerotic friendships, man, that's greed.








