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tonight, we're staying up, to slenderman o' clock.

just the other day I was like I want some dick from a fat man

and then what happened?

I suffered in silence

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

I like that in kingdom hearts you collect something called munny and you ride something called a gummi ship

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

"art is not my strong suit" and yet the sublime vibes captured by this evocative line work would only be ruined by any attempt at a redraw

I think a lot of people are pro-life because they know they would have been aborted, that is secretly their motivation and not actually a misguided interpretation of Christian theology or a belief that life begins at conception. They’re say shit like “What if your mom aborted you?” like, okay I wouldn’t be here, that really wasn’t on the table because my parents really wanted me and was on fertility treatments to try to have me. Would your mom have aborted you? Is that what this is all about, you wouldn’t have been born if your mother wasn’t coerced/forced to carry you to term and give birth to you so you feel like everyone else should be forced to give birth to their annoying baby?

so i laughed. i chortled. i told jokes to light up the lives of other men. i am an accessory to mirthfulness

man if you're disabled you've GOT to find some way to make your fuckass body a source of pleasure whenever you can. jacking off. eating good food. wearing soft clothes. kissing an animal on the head. whatever you can do