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Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

letd go eat parts of that guys car

just for christmas

hits your cervix with my car

they try to poach me for my fur

used to be when you fucked in a car you could always be sure that the car wouldn't know. thats not the case anymore. modern cars know when you're fucking in them. how could they not? maybe you can avoid this by simply turning the car off. maybe that's naive of me. i just don't know. it's hard to know these things

Soon the cars might ask to join in, and it might even be for the best that we accept tender automobile lovemaking into our lives, but no one can really say for sure

im parrying cars on the highway and backing up traffic for several miles

'look both ways before you cross the street' maybe the cars should look both ways before they cross Me #rightofway

@miata-detector