REPLACEABLE.

❛ It’s been a long time. I’d love to see that boy. ❜

❛ You can’t see everything. You’re just a vampire, like everyone else – that didn’t come out right. ❜

❛ Oh, lord, will no one shut me up? ❜

❛ The road to redemption is a rocky path. ❜

❛ It’s not that vampires don’t photograph, it’s just that they don’t photograph well. ❜

❛ I’ve been accused of a great many things in my time, but paranoid has never been one of them. Unless people have been saying it behind my back. ❜

❛ I still can’t believe you’re here. I mean…I killed you. ❜

❛ Sort of missing the whole ‘creature of the night’ angle, isn’t he? ❜

❛ You need some serious saving. Looks like I’ve got my work cut out for me. ❜

❛ All you little worker bees, plotting your little schemes. ❜

❛ Our discussions tend to go about three minutes, then it’s strictly name calling and hair pulling. ❜

❛ Do you know how hard it is to think with a rebar through your torso? ❜

❛ The time I’ve lived, I’ve seen some horrors, scary behavior, and a couple of fashion trends I constantly pray to forget. But I see people try. I see them try to be better. ❜

❛ Just shut up! One more excuse from you and I am gong to bury you alive, next to my house so I can hear you screaming. ❜

❛ Top of the middle of the day to you too. ❜

❛ Some people just shouldn’t have money. ❜

❛ Killing is so merciful in the end, isn’t it? The pain is ended. ❜

❛ Imagine Bonnie and Clyde if they had a hundred and fifty years to get it right. ❜

❛ God, I could eat his eyeballs. ❜

❛ You’re fun for a human. ❜

❛ You don’t learn that kind of darkness, it’s innate. It was in you before we ever met. ❜

❛ There’s gonna be a lot of trouble, and I say: bring it on. ❜

❛ You see, no matter how good a boy you are, God doesn’t want you! But I still do. ❜

❛ What? That’s the plan? Walking real quick was the plan? ❜

❛ Vampire living in a city known for it’s sun, driving a convertible. Why do you hate yourself? ❜

❛ Oh, no, I can’t do anything fun tonight. I have to count my past sins, then alphabetize them. Oh, by the way, I’m thinking of snapping on Friday. ❜

❛ Life’s too short. Believe me, I know. Four hundred years, and still too short. ❜

❛ Is that was you think? You did me a favor? You damned me. ❜

❛ God never did anything for you, but I will. ❜

❛ Tell the truth, whose face do you want to look at for all eternity, his or mine? ❜

❛ My soul is well past saving. Let the devil take me if he’ll have me. It doesn’t matter, either way, I die. ❜

❛ You can bet if someone ordered a male body part for religious sacrifice, the world would be atheist ❜ –  *snaps*  – ❛ like that! ❜

❛ You know, just because we had a thing for a hundred and fifty years, don’t presume you know me! ❜

❛ We’re about a month and what…four hundred years too late? ❜

❛I don’t care. I don’t wanna die. ❜

❛ I truly am sorry. The fact of the matter is, there is nothing I can do. ❜

❛ I felt it. I felt how you care, the way no one’s ever cared before. Not for me. ❜

❛ I’m not gonna leave you. Every moment you have left, I’m gonna be by your side. You never have to be alone again. ❜

❛ I only got half the story, half of it didn’t make sense. ❜

❛ Somehow that weirds me out more than the whole blood-sucking thing. ❜

❛ You have to change the way you’ve been doing things. Don’t you see where this is taking you? ❜

❛ I believe you said something about…a massacre. ❜

❛ My ass is not pansy! ❜

❛ Well, I for one, would just like to point out the patheticness that is us. ❜

❛ Vampires. Sloth demons. You know what’s really, really evil? Tequila. ❜

❛ Can’t a woman wreak a little havoc without there being a man involved? ❜

❛ You miss him, like a heartbeat. ❜

❛ Let them fight the good fight. Someone has to fight the war. ❜

❛ I asked you for a favor, and you’re avoiding me. That’s impolite. ❜

❛ Hey, guy I ran over. ❜

❛ Hey, girl who ran over me. ❜

❛ It’s like a song. Now, I can hold a note for a long time, but eventually, that’s just noise. It’s the change we’re listening for. The note coming after and the one after that. That’s what makes it music. ❜

❛ Man, you just get darker and darker, and the weird thing is – your aura? Beige. ❜

❛ Don’t try and tell us there’s nowhere to go but up, because the truth is, there’s always more down. ❜

❛ Tell the truth. If the world were to end tonight, would it really, in your heart of hearts, be such a terrible thing? ❜

❛ Seventeen karaoke bars. You know, I need to lie down and scrub out the inside of my head. ❜

❛ You walked away. Do us a favor and just stay away. ❜

❛ You don’t make that funny expression when I knock. Or, if you do, I don’t see it. ❜

❛ I never had to look so hard to find trouble before. ❜

❛ It’s L.A. The evil’s probably just tied up in traffic, or something. ❜

❛ The world doesn’t work in spite of evil. It works with us. It works because of us. ❜

❛ If there wasn’t evil in every single one of those people out there, why, they wouldn’t be people. ❜

❛ I don’t even know what you are anymore. ❜

❛ It doesn’t matter. None of it matters. ❜

❛ Get dressed and get out, because the next time I see you, I will have to kill you. ❜

❛ You saved me. I’m sorry I couldn’t do the same for you. ❜

❛ If there’s no great glorious end to all this, if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. ❜

❛ I fought for so long, for redemption, for a reward, and finally just to beat the other guy. ❜

❛ If there’s no bigger meaning, then the smallest act of kindness is the greatest thing in the world. ❜

❛ It sounds like you’ve had an epiphany. ❜

❛ I think maybe we’re not alone in this. ❜

❛ You think you’re the first guy who ever rolled over, saw what was laying next to him, and went 'gueeyah!’. You’re not. Believe me. ❜

❛ You’d have known that, if you hadn’t had your head firmly up your…place that isn’t on top of your neck. ❜

❛ Someone put a stake through that woman’s bloody heart if she persists in popping her bloody chewing gum! ❜

❛ Just so we understand each other – you and I? We’re not friends. ❜

❛ Man, atonement’s a bitch. ❜

❛ Now we’re saving a vampire from vampires?  ❜

❛ I got two words for that: nuh and uh! ❜

❛ Stop it, evil hand, stop it! ❜

❛ You are really gross. You know that? ❜

❛ I mean, walking I get, but power walking? Why not just run for a shorter time? Weird. ❜

❛ Do you want me to rip that guys head off for you? Because you know, I can. Really. I can just actually rip his head right of his body. ❜

❛ Everybody on board. Guilt trip leaving this station. ❜

❛ Home sweet hell. ❜

❛ Can everybody just notice how much fire I’m not on? ❜

❛ I’ll take the twenty on the left, you take the fifty on the right. ❜

❛ Lawyers. Don’t you people sleep during the day. ❜

❛ Oh, am I glad to see you – and so much less dead than I expected. ❜

❛ Handsome man, saved me from the monsters. ❜

❛ Bad things always happen here. ❜

❛ A prophecy. Great. Because those always go well. ❜

❛ You want me to talk to my family? On purpose? ❜

❛ Why do people keep putting me in charge of things? ❜

❛ I got a plan. We die horribly and painfully, you go to Hell, and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus. ❜

❛ I’ve been trying to make an enchilada out of tree bark. ❜

❛ Ooo, why did you add that coward thing? That’s really gonna piss him off. ❜

❛ Well, I like the place. Not much with the view, but it has a certain Batcave air to it. ❜

❛ It’s about reaching out to people. Showing them that there’s love and hope still left in this world. ❜

❛ Hey! You’re a vampire! ❜

❛ I think I know a vampire when I am…alone with him…in his fortress like home. ❜

❛ Oh, you’re about to get your ass kicked. ❜

❛ This socializing thing is brutal. ❜

❛ How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of a night thing? ❜

❛ I don’t know about you, but I had a nice day. You know, except f or the bulk of it where I was nearly tortured to death. ❜

❛ See? You can save the damsel and make decent money. Isn’t this a great country, or what? ❜

❛ Am I intimidating? I mean, do I put people off? ❜

❛ Get over it! I mean that in a sensitive way. ❜

❛ What is stalking nowadays, like, the third most popular sport among men? ❜

❛ You’re making me wanna fight some more. You get lucky, you might last ten minutes; really lucky, and you’re unconscious for the last five. ❜

❛Aw, man. Latin! One of those dead languages you always mean to learn. ❜

❛ The bitch is back. ❜

❛ You’ve got pensive face. ❜

❛ No, I don’t think ‘urgh’ is the magic word, if one would call it a world, and even then it’s certainly not a magic one. ❜

❛ Okay, I think someone needs a hug. ❜

❛ Am I wrong in thinking that a “please” and “thank you” is generally considered good form when requesting a dismemberment? ❜

❛ You think you could say that again without so much shock in your voice? ❜

❛ It was rude. We should go kill it. ❜

❛ How am I supposed to go on with my life knowing what he had? What we could have had? ❜

❛ You never know your strength till you’re tested. ❜

❛ Well, if it’s a fight they want…can’t someone else give it to 'em? ❜

❛ One of us has been drinking, and I’m sad to say it isn’t me. ❜

❛ The good fight, yeah? You never know until you’ve been tested. I get that now. ❜

❛ Is that it? Am I done? ❜

❛ I’m a rogue demon hunter, now. ❜

❛ Well, first I thought I’d stop everything and tell you my plan. ❜

❛ Probably got a killer shrine on your wall, huh? News clippings, magazine articles, maybe a few candles? Oh, you are so prosaic. ❜

❛ I get to make the coffee and chain the boss to the bed. ❜

❛ I learned, um, men are evil. Oh wait, I knew that. ❜

❛ I really don’t like it when people shoot me! ❜

❛ Here’s the plan. We go in, I start hitting people hard in the face. See where it takes us. ❜

❛ Wow. Groveling isn’t just a way of life for you, it’s an art. ❜

❛ Do you know what the most frightening thing in the world is? Nothing. ❜

❛ Love. Is this the work of love? ❜

❛ No tears. We’ll meet again. ❜

❛ Ever since she ran me through with a two-by-four, things have been different.  ❜

❛ Remind me to get the name of your dealer before I kill you. ❜

❛ In all my years, I’ve never killed a famous person before. ❜

❛ Funny. You think will all the people I’ve maimed and killed I wouldn’t be able to remember every single one. ❜

❛ Now, now, don’t poop out on me, damn it! Otherwise this all is just going to be over too fast, and you’ll be dead, and I’ll be bored. ❜

❛ I’ve lost battles before, but nobody else has ever made me a victim. ❜

❛ For a taciturn, shadowy guy, I’ve got a bit mouth. ❜

❛ Peace is not an easy thing to find. ❜

❛ Everybody dies. I’m just trying to make sure than when we die, we stay dead. ❜

❛ Damn. Here it is! Evil white folks really do have a Mecca. ❜

❛ Are you assaulting me up in this haven of justice? ❜

❛ I’m sorry, I nodded off. Did you get to the part where you’re evil? ❜

❛ What connects us to life is a simple truth that we’re a part of it. We live, we grow, we change. ❜

❛ Okay, as tiny mistakes go, that’s not one! ❜

❛ It’s an ancient sacred text, not a magic 8-ball. ❜

❛ Life isn’t a garden so stop being a hoe. ❜

❛ I’ll play the bitch, you play the witch, ok? ❜

❛ I don’t see it. ❜

❛ Excuse me! ❜

❛ Do you mind? ❜

❛ Next time get your own damn lipstick. ❜

❛ I love you. ❜

❛ Bite me. ❜

❛ Why didn’t you save her? ❜

❛ It’s okay to be angry. ❜

❛ I’m not angry. I am pissed off!  ❜

❛ Why do they put us through so much for it to end this way? ❜

❛ You’re pregnant? ❜

❛ This is completely illegal. ❜

❛ Let’s not get technical now. ❜

❛ Cut the cryptic crap. ❜

❛ Don’t you think you’re being a little paranoid? ❜

❛ Hey, that’s like me. ❜

❛ You might have some problems. ❜

❛ You could scare the hair off a cat. ❜

❛ Then make it simple. ❜

❛ Kiss this bitch. ❜

❛ Have you been exercising your powers daily? ❜

❛ Be careful of the feet you step on, they may be connected to the boot that kicks your ass. ❜

❛ You got anything that would go with combat boots? ❜

❛ I’ve come to the conclusion that if you’ve got it, then you must flaunt it.

❛ Last night two guys held up a bar and a vigilante killed them. ❜

❛ You summoned me to a cage where our powers don’t work so, what, we could all die together? ❜

❛ That’s probably better advice. ❜

❛ We kick evil’s ass every day. ❜

❛ I curse you, you curse me, let’s get together and do a little cursing.

❛ Hey, did you make the potion? ❜

tag me in starters 

answer my open starters

spam my inbox with memes

ask me to spam you with memes

scream at me in ims at all ungodly hours

randomly drop a plot idea on me whenever you want 

PAPERCUT.

Why does it feel like night today?

Why am I so uptight today?

Paranoia is all I got left.

I know what it feels like to have a voice in the back of my head.

It’s like I’m paranoid lookin’ over my back.

It’s like a whirlwind inside of my head.

It’s like I can’t stop what I’m hearing within.

Your paranoia’s probably worse.

I don’t know what set me off first.

ONE STEP CLOSER.

I cannot take this anymore.

I find bliss in ignorance.

I’m about to break.

I need a little room to breathe.

I’m one step closer to the edge.

I wish I could find a way to disappear.

Shut up when I’m talking to you.

POINTS OF AUTHORITY.

Forfeit the game.

You can’t run the race.

You just won’t last.

You love the way I look at you.

My pride is broken.

You like to think you’re never wrong.

You live with what you’ve learned.

You have to act like you’re someone.

You want someone to hurt like you.

CRAWLING.

These wounds they will not heal.

There’s something inside me that pulls beneath the surface.

This lack of self-control I fear is never-ending.

My walls are closing in.

I’ve felt this way before.

IN THE END.

It doesn’t even matter how hard you try.

Time is a valuable thing.

I wasted it all just to watch you go.

I kept everything inside.

Even though I tried, it all fell apart.

I tried so hard and got so far.

In the end? It doesn’t even matter.

I had to fall to lose it all.

You’re acting like I was part of your property.

You fought with me.

Things aren’t the way they were before.

You wouldn’t even recognise me anymore.

I’ve put my trust in you.

MY DECEMBER.

I just wish I didn’t feel.

I take back all the things I said.

I’d give it all away just to have somewhere to go.

I’d give it all away just to have someone to come home to.

This is all I need.

BREAKING THE HABIT.

Memories consume like an opening wound.

You all assume I’m safe here.

I don’t want to be the one.

I’m the one confused.

I don’t know what’s worth fighting for.

I don’t know why I instigate and say what I don’t mean.

I don’t know how I got this way.

I know it’s not alright.

I had no options left.

I’m the one at fault.

I’ll never fight again.

This is how it ends.

NUMB.

I’m tired of being what you want me to be.

I don’t know what you’re expecting of me.

I’m under the pressure of walking in your shoes.

Every step that I take is another mistake to you.

I’ve become so numb.

I can’t feel you there.

All I want is to be more like me and be less like you.

Can’t you see that you’re smothering me?

Everything that you thought I would be has fallen apart right in front of you.

I may end up failing.

You were just like me with someone disappointed in you.

LEAVE OUT ALL THE REST.

I dreamed I was missing.

You were so scared.

No one would listen because no one else cared.

What am I leaving when I’m done here?

Forget the wrong that I’ve done.

Help me leave behind some reasons to be missed.

Don’t resent me.

Keep me in your memory.

Don’t be afraid.

I’ve taken my beating.

I’m strong on the surface.

I’ve never been perfect.

I’ve never been perfect, but neither have you.

Save me from myself.

SHADOW OF THE DAY.

Sometimes solutions aren’t so simple.

Sometimes goodbye’s the only way.

The sun will set for you.

Your friends all plead for you to stay.

Sometimes beginnings aren’t so simple.

WHAT I’VE DONE.

There’s no need.

I’ve drawn regret from the truth.

Let mercy come and wash away what I’ve done.

Let go of what I’ve done.

I’m forgiving what I’ve done.

FAINT.

I said goodbye.

All I could think was I need a way to dig through the damage.

I see you takin’ advantage.

I found another reason to do this.

I wanna find a way to rattle you.

I’m not done.

There’s nothing left.

You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

I’m taking the dog for a walk.

What are you doin’ here?

What’s the problem?

What’s in the car?

Do you know what ‘nemesis’ means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an ‘orrible cunt: me.

You take sugar?

I’m sweet enough.

It was two minutes five minutes ago.

Speak English to me.

You are obviously the big dick.

There are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls and there are little, mincey balls.

These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever.

They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action.

You got your parties muddled up. There’s no pussy here, just a dose that’ll make you wish you were born a woman.

Like a prick, you’re having second thoughts.

You are shrinking and your two little balls are shrinking with you.

The fact you’ve got ‘replica’ written down the side of your guns and the fact I’ve got ‘Desert Eagle point five 0’ written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.

Now, fuck off.

Why do they call him the bullet-dodger?

Your seats? This is a stolen car, mate.

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary… come again?

It’s a four ton truck. It’s not as if it’s a packet of fucking peanuts, is it?

When you reverse, things come from behind you.

I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece.

Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it together.

Would someone mind telling me, who the fuck are you?

I hear the best thing to do is feed corpses to pigs. They will go through bone like butter.

A single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: ‘as greedy as a pig’.  

Well, thank you for that. That is a great weight off my mind.

If you wouldn’t mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?

Shut up and sit down, you big, bald fuck.

I hope you appreciate the concern I have for my friend.

I’m not sure about the colour.

You can’t change fighters.

Why are we stopped here?

It’s too tight.

Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that.

He tells people he was named after a gun, but I know he was really named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer.

There’s a gun in your trousers. What’s a gun doing in your trousers?

It’s for protection.

It’s a free country, ain’t it?

It ain’t a free shop, is it? So fuck off!

Anything to declare?

Don’t go to England.

You stop me again whilst I’m walking and I’ll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

What the fuck do you mean?

They look like shit, don’t they?

I’m not in here to make a fucking bet.

I’m not fucking buying that.

Fuckface, who’s speaking to you?

He asked him, didn’t he?

Fuckface? I like that one. I’ll have to remember that one next time I’m climbing off your mum.

It’s not as if it’s a tin of baked beans1 What do you mean ‘open him up’?

It was a rhetorical question.

What have I told you about thinking?

Get back down or you will not be coming up next time.

You’re not going anywhere, you thick lump.

You stay until the job’s done.

He’s harder than a coffin nail.

Have you ever crossed the road and looked the wrong way? A car’s nearly on you. So, what do you do? Something very silly. You freeze. Your life doesn’t flash before you, ‘cause you’re too fuckin’ scared to think. You just freeze and pull a stupid face.

Who took the jam outta your doughnut?

You took the fucking jam outta my doughnut. You did.

I can’t make him fight, can I?

You’re not much good to me alive, are you?

We’ve lost Gorgeous George.

You’re going to have to repeat that.

Where’d you lose him? He ain’t a set of fucking car keys, is he?

It ain’t as if he’s incon-fucking-spicuous now, is it?

You’re on thin fucking ice, my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

Do you want to do it?

It’s not the same fight.

I wasn’t calling your mum a tart.

Ah, save your breath for cooling your porridge.

Have I made myself clear?

Did you understand a single word of what he just said?

I’ve helped you as much as I’m going to help you.

You should fuck off now while you still got the legs to carry you.

Why the fuck do I want a caravan that’s got no fucking wheels?

You want to settle this with a fight?

Over my dead body!

I’ll not have you fighting! You know what happens when you fight.

Get her to sit down. For fuck’s sake!

I ain’t fucked you.

I’ll fight you for it. You and me.

Fuck you!

Don’t take the piss.

I need to have a shite.

I fail to recognise the correlation between losing ten grand and a good deal.

What the fuck is that?

This is a shot gun.

It’s a fucking anti-aircraft gun.

You’ll raise Hell. Nevermind pulses.

He’s been a busy, little bastard.

I think you’ve let him get away with enough.

It can get you into a lot of trouble, thinking, I shouldn’t do so much of it.

You gotta get me to a doctor! Shoot that fuck and then get me to a doctor.

For every action, there is a reaction.

Pull your tongue out of my arsehole.

You have all the characteristics of a dog. Except loyalty.

You’re a ruthless, little cunt. I’ll give you that.

What the fuck are you two looking at?

You are not bringing that thing in here.

I will do you a favour. I’ll not get out this car and bash the living fuck out of you in front of all your girlfriends.

What the fuck are you doing?

I’m driving down the street with your head stuck in my window. What do you thinking I’m doing, you penis?

I don’t think I’ll slow down. I think I’ll speed up.

You better not be telling me porky pies.

Follow me and I’ll fucking shoot you.

These lads are out to hurt each other.

Calm down, son. Behave yourself.

I’ve got the gun, son. I think it’s you who should behave.

I’m not telepathic.

You’re plenty fucking stupid.

Fuck me. Have you been reading?

He’s a liability.

You are gonna die.

He got shot six times.

Why don’t you fucking die?

Are you sayin’ I can’t shoot?

I’m not saying you can’t shoot. I know you can’t shoot.

The dog must have ate it.

I create the bodies. I don’t erase the bodies.

This will get messy.

He’s been shot in the face. I would’ve thought that was obvious.

It’s just impossible to kill the bastard.

I don’t want to put a bullet in your face, but if you don’t give us exactly what we want, there will be fucking murder.

Shoot him.

Goody gumdrops. Get us a cup of tea.

You’re a dead man! You hear me? A fucking dead man.

He’s a dangerous bastard.

Do you want to shoot him?

Do you want to stab him?

Do you want to kill him or not?

BEST SONG EVER.

She walked straight into my heart and stole it.

Can you give it back to me?

Never in your wildest dreams.

And we danced all night to the best song ever.

I know that I won’t forget her/him/them.

You said I had a dirty mouth.

But she/he kissed me like she/he meant it.

I hope you remember how we danced.

STORY OF MY LIFE.

I leave my heart open, but it stays right here empty for days.

She told me in the morning she don’t feel the same about us in her bones.

When I die, these words will be written on my stone.

Leave my heart open, but it stays right here in it’s cage.

Although I am broken, my heart is untamed still.

The fire beneath my feet is burning bright.

Running after you is like chasing the clouds.

DIANA.

How could someone not miss you at all?

I never would mistreat.

I’m not a criminal.

You’ve been lonely.

I can feel you crying.

Let me be the one to lift your heart up and save your life.

You’ve fallen down so far.

How could someone mislead you at all?

This can’t be over now.

If I could hold you, I’d never put you down.

YOU & I.

I know how it goes from wrong and right.

Did they ever hold each other tight like us?

Did they ever fight like us?

We don’t wanna be like them.

We can make it ‘till the end.

Nothing can come between you and I.

Not even the gods above could separate the two of us.

There’s always room for common ground.

They never tried like us.

We can make it if we try.

DON’T FORGET WHERE YOU BELONG.

I’ve been all around the world.

Don’t forget where you belong.

You are never on your own.

I’ve been away for ages.

I’ve got everything I need.

STRONG.

I’d do anything to save it.

Why is it so hard to say it?

You make me strong.

I’m sorry if I say ‘I need you’.

I’m not scared of love.

When I’m not with you, I’m weaker.

Is that so wrong?

Is it so wrong that you make me strong?

Think of how much love that’s been wasted.

I need you to keep me from falling apart.

HAPPILY.

You don’t understand what you do to me when you hold his/her hand.

We were meant to be.

I don’t care what people say when we’re together.

I want to be the one who holds you when you sleep.

I just want it to be you and I forever.

Be with me.

I know that you’re with him/her.

I wonder if he/she knows how I’ve touched your skin.

I’m sorry, love, but I don’t really care.

LITTLE BLACK DRESS.

Did you come here alone?

It’s too late.

It’s too late to go home.

I wanna see the way you move for me.

I can’t take anymore.

It’s not right.

What’s your favourite song?

I won’t do you no harm.

THROUGH THE DARK.

You’re sad and lost your way.

Your tears are here to stay.

You’re hurt and you’re in pain.

I can see your head is held in shame.

I just wanna see you smile again.

I’ll be here for you.

I would carry you over fire and water for your love.

We will find a way through the dark.

I can see your heart can love again.

You don’t need to run.

You have the right to remain silent, so shut the fuck up, okay?

Yes, I was wondering if you’d be willing to inspect my privates.

You stupid shit! Shut the fuck up.

Check out the gun.

Whoa! Put the gun down.

You want to get yourself shot? Is that it?

What the hell are you doing here?

I’ll leave you alone, okay?

I guess you want to be alone.

Y’know, when I was a kid, I had a pet frog.

He/she/they was my best friend in the whole world.

I didn’t have a lot of friends. In fact, I had no friends.

NAME was my friend and I really loved him/her/them.

I killed him.

I was really heartbroken.

He/she/they was my best friend in the whole world, the only thing I ever loved.

You guys really looked after me a lot more than you had to.

You are my family.

You are my friends.

I’m sleeping with my wife’s two sisters.

Hey, I didn’t call your names! You fuckface.

Who’s this joker?

Run him over.

What if he shoots us with that assault rifle?

Don’t be a don’t-be, be a do-be.

Be positive.

We’re better than him/them/her!

You wanna get married, don’t cha?

Why didn’t you tell me?

I didn’t want to put any pressure on you.

I’ll take you any way I can get you.

Care to run that by me again?

Do you know what? I don’t like you.

I can’t go out with you.

I’m in a relationship, I’m very happy.

You’ve got to stop bothering me.

You’re disgusting.

What’s the matter with you people?

He’s dead, man. He’s fuckin’ dead.

The guy’s been shot four times.

He was executed.

We got people gettin’ killed left, right and centre.

I’m gonna be a grandfather.

He ain’t worth dying for.

I’m too old for this shit.

How the hell did he do that?

Somebody took my phone and called Afghanistan.

I’ll draw his fire and you run for cover.

You’re gonna be a father.

No, I’m not okay. I just had my ass kicked again.

You’re getting too old for this shit.

We’re dinosaurs headed for extinction.

What happened last night?

There’s something I’m not supposed to tell you.

Take your clothes off.

You look a little banged up.

This is one of the most painful fuckin’ experiences of my life.

SUMMER LOVE.

I can’t believe you’re packing your bags.

I’m trying so hard not to cry.

But we have to say goodbye.

Don’t promise that you’re gonna call.

Just promise that you won’t forget we had it all.

You were mine.

It’s nearly over.

I always will remember.

You were my summer love.

I wish that we could be alone now.

We could find some place to hide.

Don’t look at me that way.

Please don’t make this any harder.

THEY DON’T KNOW ABOUT US.

People say we shouldn’t be together.

We’re too young to know about forever.

This love is only getting stronger.

I just wanna tell the world that you’re mine.

They don’t know about the things we do.

They would just be jealous of us.

I’ve waited all my life just to find a love that feels this right.

They don’t know how special you are.

It’s between you and me, our little secret.

OVER AGAIN.

I’d never leave her.

There’s a hole in the middle of my heart like a polo.

It’s no joke to me.

Can we do it all over again?

My kiss can mend your broken heart.

I will give you all my heart.

Can we stop this for a minute?

I can tell that your heart isn’t in it.

Do you really want to be alone?

I WOULD.

I’ve been dreaming about you a lot.

In my head I’m your boyfriend/girlfriend, but that’s one thing you already got.

He’d kill me without any warning.

Would he/she hold you when you’re feeling low?

I thought things were going alright.

Reality ruined my life.

It feels like I’m constantly playing a game that I’m destined to lose

I can’t compete with your boyfriend/girlfriend.

He’s got twenty-seven tattoos.

Would he/she please you?

Would he/she kiss you?

Would he/she treat you like I would?

CHANGE MY MIND.

We should say goodbye.

Are we friends or are we more?

I don’t wanna know I’m walking away if you’ll be mine.

If you want me to stay for the night, I’ll change my mind.

ROCK ME.

Do you remember summer ‘09?

It was the best time of my life.

I used to think that I was better alone.

Why did I ever wanna let you go?

I want you to rock me.

You were mine and we never said goodbye.

HEART ATTACK.

I don’t know what I did.

Let’s just be friend.s

I’m trying to be okay.

I’m trying to be alright, but seeing you with him/her? It just don’t feel right.

I never thought it’d hurt so bad getting over you.

You’re giving me a heart attack looking like you do.

You’re all I ever wanted.

I can’t stand dumb love songs.

C’MON, C’MON.

She had to go.

You look amazing standing alone.

Move a little closer now.

I’ve been watching you all night.

Come on and dance with me, baby.

I wanna be yours now.

LITTLE THINGS.

Your hand fits in mine like it’s made just for me.

I’m in love with you.

You can’t go to bed without a cup of tea.

You talk in your sleep.

But you’re perfect to me.

You’ll never love yourself half as much as I love you.

You’ll never treat yourself right.

KISS YOU.

I just wanna take you anywhere that you’d like.

We could go out any day, any night.

You can get anything that you want.

Let me kiss you.

Don’t you know you got what I need?

ACT MY AGE.

I’m fat and old.

My kids think I’m a joke.

I know that you’ll always understand.

I won’t act my age.

I can count on you after all we got up to.

I know that you truly understand.

My hair is falling out.

CHANGE YOUR TICKET.

Get back in bed.

We still got time left.

This don’t have to be over.

It’s hard to keep a secret.

Don’t leave me all alone in this hotel.

I promise that I’ll never tell.

You should probably stay.

Don’t go.

It’s not the same when you’re gone.

It’s not good to be all alone.

Don’t play innocent.

Aren’t we way past that?

We did that when we were younger.

I don’t wanna say goodbye.

CLOUDS.

We should try to keep it simple.

Love is never, ever simple.

You’re gonna wish you never left me.

Will it ever end?

We’re never coming back.

STOCKHOLM SYNDROME.

I’ve been here for days.

I’m never gonna get away.

They’ll be coming to find me soon.

I fear I’m getting used to being held by you.

Look what you’ve done to me.

I’ll never leave if you keep holding me this way.

Who’s this man/woman holding your hand?

I fell for you.

There’s no other place I’d ever wanna go.

FOOLS GOLD.

I let you use me from the day that we first met.

But I’m not done yet.

I don’t regret falling for you.

I’m the first to admit that I’m reckless.

I get lost in your beauty.

I know your love’s not real.

EIGHTEEN.

I got a heart and I got a soul.

I don’t want to feel alone.

I have loved you since we were eighteen.

These arms were made for holding you.

I wanna love like you made me feel when we were eighteen.

We took a chance.

I knew we’d be fine.

Pour me a drink, love.

STEAL MY GIRL.

She’s been my queen since we were sixteen.

We want the same things.

We dream the same dreams.

She/he is the one.

Find another one because she/he belongs to me.

I don’t exist if I don’t have her/him/you.

I’ve never let her/him down before.

DRAG ME DOWN.

I’m not scared of the dark.

You’re my only reason.

If I didn’t have you, I would have nothing left.

If I didn’t have you, I’d never see the sun.

You taught me how to be someone.

All my life, you stood by me.

Nobody can drag me down.

INFINITY.

It’s like I’m frozen, but the world still turns.

I’m one step closer to being two steps far from you.

Everybody wants you.

I was there for you.

All I ever wanted was the truth.

How many nights have you wished someone would stay?

I feel myself running out of time.

END OF THE DAY.

You’re on fire.

Love can be frightening for sure.

You follow your heart even though it’ll break.

You love who you love.

There ain’t no other way.

You’re the one I want at the end of the day.

IF I COULD FLY.

I think I might give up everything.

I’m completely defenceless.

I’m missing half of me when we’re apart.

I’ve got scars, even though they can’t always be seen.

Pain gets hard, but now you’re here and I don’t feel a thing.

OLIVIA.

You told me I didn’t give you enough.

Please believe me.

Don’t you see the things you mean to me?

I live for you.

I long for you.

I got the feeling you’re walking out.

You live in my imagination.

I love you, that’s all I do.

LOVE YOU GOODBYE.

It’s inevitable that everything that’s good comes to an end.

It’s impossible to know if after this we can still be friends.

Maybe you should show a little mercy.

I know you didn’t come to apologise.

Won’t you give it to me one last time?

Let me love you goodbye.

I know there’s nothing I can do to change it.

Is it something that can be negotiated?

My heart’s already breaking.

HISTORY.

You gotta help me.

I’m losing my mind.

I thought we were going strong.

I thought we were holding on. Aren’t we?

They don’t teach you this in school.

My heart’s breaking and I don’t know what to do.

You and me got a whole lot of history.

We could be the greatest team that the world has ever seen.

We can live forever.

We always find a way to make it out alive.

Just trying to make conversation.

Hell’s fine.

Don’t worry about Hell. Hell’s complicated.

What’s your problem, then?

You have to believe me.

I didn’t know this was going to happen.

I mean, I might not have told you the entire truth. But I never lied.

I never lied. That’s important. It’s fundamental.

He took his own life with the blade.

He died.

You can understand why I never spoke of this.

Why set hearts aflutter of mere speculation?

Maybe miracles do come true.

What you’re feeling right now, it’s not death.

Let’s go take a howl at that moon.

Is this it? Is this all there is?

The more you kill, the better you feel.

The less you kill, the less better you feel.

Your body’s not strong enough.

And I wanted to do you the honour of sealing this deal personally.

Your choice. You can cling to six decades of deep-seated homophobia, or just give it up.

Do you have any idea how much this rug cost?

This is it, right? This is what it’s all about.

We need to talk. Privately.

It’s called survival.

I forgot you two at best are functional morons.

We’re just servants to him.

What if I give you this thing and you go kill the devil?

You probably need some more ammunition.

What’s in the gift bag?

Whore.

She/he’s using you.

Whatever. I’m not calling you Dad.

That was a complete and utter dog’s breakfast, wasn’t it?

I’m so glad the world is ending.

We could always shove it up your..

You did good back there, Moose.

I’ll deny it if you ever quote me, but I’m proud of you.

Are you joking? I just saved your life.

We deserve to be loved.

I deserve to be loved.

I just want to be loved.

What are we drinking?

I’m trying to conduct a professional negotiation here and you want to talk dangly bits?

Did you really think you could kidnap me and no one was going to notice, numb nuts?

They told me you were dead.

I’ll kill him myself.

I am your king.

Too busy inflicting pain to answer.

When this is over, we can get matching tattoos.

You can’t trust me. But sadly, I can’t trust you either.

Why do you have to use tongue?

Yes, I know. I’m a hell of a guy.

This is getting maudlin. Can we go?

You betrayed me?

No one in the history of torture’s been tortured with torture like the torture you’ll be tortured with.

This is, by far, the dumbest idea you’ve ever had.

I’m confused. Why aren’t you dead?

I came here to help you.

I’ve found out you’ve been lying to me.

You bore me. You know that?

Karma’s a bitch, isn’t it?

I’m lucky to be alive.

He made me beg.

I would rather stick white-hot skewers in my eyes than listen to you two bitches bicker.

I gave you the terms of my deal.

Well, if you’re gonna make an omelet, sometimes you have to break some spines.

Defiling her/his corpse just made number one on my to-do list.

Maybe you should try Plan D for Dumbass.

Oh, I’m a bad thing. He’s a worse thing.

Why do you hate me?

Best shut your gob. Employees don’t question management.

I don’t hold grudges.

With all due respect, I don’t think you can handle my rod.

The bitch tends to hold a grudge.

We should be friends.

You may have brought me into this world, but you were never my mother.

I’m choosing me.

I do what I want, when I want and I don’t take orders from you.

You’re right. I’m a monster.

I’ve done things you can’t even imagine. Horrible, evil, messy things. And I’ve loved every damn minute.

❛ If we are to survive, a new balance must be found. ❜

❛ In normal times, evil would be fought by good. But in times like these, well, it should be fought by another kind of evil. ❜

❛ He just ghosted two guys, and I never even saw him. ❜

❛ A four man crew for me? Fucking insulting. ❜

❛ What’s the bounty on my head? ❜

❛ They say most of your brain shuts down in cryosleep. All but the primitive side. The animal side. ❜

❛ I told one man where I might go. I showed trust to one man. Did I make a mistake? ❜

❛ Whatever was said was meant to give us a chance, a fighting chance. ❜

❛ So now who do I have to kill to get this payday off my head? ❜

❛ You said it’s all circling the drain, the whole universe. Had to end sometime. ❜

❛ Maybe you should pretend like you’re talking to someone educated in the penal system. In fact, don’t pretend. ❜

❛ Will you wait one minute to save worlds? ❜

❛ Not my fight. ❜

❛ You’re not afraid of the dark, are you? ❜

❛ Are you gonna stop the new monsters now? ❜

❛ Defiant to the end. ❜

❛ I’m sure God has his tricks, but getting out of places no one else can, that’s one of mine. ❜

❛ Never fails to inspire, does it? Each time a dynasty falls. ❜

❛ Remember your place. ❜

❛ My place is by your side, dear husband. ❜

❛ We all began as something else. ❜

❛ Then I’ll take your soul. ❜

❛ I bow to no man. ❜

❛ The more you resist them, the greater the damage will be. ❜

❛ Find him. Whatever it takes. Find him! ❜

❛ Nice little double-max prison. They keep a cell open for me, just in case I drop in. ❜

❛ Don’t know about this new crew of yours. They seem a bit skittish. ❜

❛ Why is it that when anyone breaths about the demise of him on the throne, everyone assumes a conspiracy? ❜

❛ His death will come in due time and not a moment sooner. ❜

❛ You have such greatness in you. If only you could see it like I do. ❜

❛ Do you know you grind your teeth at night? Sexy. ❜

❛ There are inmates, and there are convicts. ❜

❛ I’m just passing through. ❜

❛ Should I go for the sweet spot? Left of the spine, fourth lumbar down, the abdominal aorta. What a gusher. ❜

❛ If you’re here to test my loyalty, you succeed only in testing my patience. ❜

❛ Calculate the odds of you getting off this planet alive, and now cut them in half. ❜

❛ We’re here for the rest of our unnatural lives. ❜

❛ Whatever you do, don’t make eye contact. ❜

❛ It’s an animal thing. ❜

❛ I’d take my wounded and go, while you still can. ❜

❛ I’ll kill you with my teacup. ❜

❛ Death by teacup. Damn. Why didn’t I think of that? ❜

❛ Who the hell are you?

❛ I shoulda taken the money. ❜

❛ There’s gonna be one speed – mine. ❜

❛ If you can’t keep up, don’t step up. You’ll just die. ❜

❛ What was that? You don’t care if you live or die? ❜

❛ Remember what I said about not caring if I lived or died?  You knew I was kidding, right? ❜

❛ Shit! I hate not being the bad guys. ❜

❛ This is a day of days. ❜

❛ All mysteries are not miracles. ❜

❛ If he has fear, he has weakness. ❜

❛ Are you with me, ___? ❜

❛ Been a long time since I’ve seen my own blood. ❜

❛ You are not the one to bring me down. ❜

❛ I was always with you. ❜