dammit man

how are these violent men supposed to improve my day

those gay firefighters are making me realise what it must have been like to be a non-supernatural watcher on tumblr in 2014 like brother i don't know which one of these men is which but for all your sakes i hope they kiss

hearing Carry On Wayward Son on a network television show with queerbait allegations in 2026 was fucking crazy and activated my fight or flight response and I’m still running on adrenaline

without arts & crafts we are in hell

Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

this should be my pinned post.

[EXTREMELY HAUNTED & HOLLOW-EYED LOOK] yeah man i’m doing. Really good