Standing Room Only

A small guide for people who struggle with this area

i identify so much with this

oh no i will lose my !

have some fucking joy and whimsy and instead say "its so awesome people are learning about this"

this is a poem. To me.

MY FUCKING CAR

PIzza Samurai, entering physical existence due to the sheer willpower which I still spend thinking about him: I will defeat you with my New York Style martial arts Pepperōnin, also real now: Prepare to get sliced

do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.