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justsomeantifas

tenants: wow i sure am glad my pet is safe inside at home. a home i pay to live in with my own money.

landlords:

millatheshieldmaiden

What The Fuck?

queerlittlecreature-deactivated

Bigger pockets is the evilest shit

kepler90xx

Fuck this guy

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camelot1967

the hacker magazine 2600 has compiled a list of all the customs and border patrol stations in the US, with their addresses, phone and fax numbers, at http://concentrationcamps.us/

lenins-and-things

Please don’t call pizzas out to these places or send them reams of black faxes! For heaven’s sake, you mustn’t mail them envelopes of glitter and pubic hair! Please don’t use this knowledge to impede or impair the basic functionality of these outposts of fascism!

forestwulf

I certainly won’t. I’m reblogging this so people see what they should definitely not do.

rosslynpaladin

(Do not do that to pizza drivers, they don’t deserve to have to go there and then get shorted for their tips they need to live. and ICE doesn’t deserve Pizza)

don’t send them copies of statements made by survivors of the last concentration camps in this country. Or in Germany and Poland. Or all the other places this kind of thing has been done. Don’t send them giant printed out Bible verses pointing out why imprisoning and terrorizing Children, the needy and the poor and the refugee is a Bad Thing.

irrevocably-delicious2

Some retail complaints from twitter this morning. I don’t think anyone can fully comprehend how stupid humans are until they work a retail or hospitality job.

starfire003

I’d like to add on the people who ask a question, get an answer they don’t like and ask the same question in a different way to get the response they want.

corisanna

I get stuff like this often enough at work, but that last one? There is one customer we have that does that so frequently and for so long (personal record with me is goddamn FORTY MINUTES of trying to get the answer she wanted) that we call her Circle Lady when she isn’t present.

Then there are the ones who do this, fail, and try it again with the same employees the next day.

greatfay

Me: “For the drink, it’s [x amount] :)”

Customer: “I saw a sign that I get a free drink?”

Me: “For signing up for our rewards program, yes :)”

Customer: “Oh… I don’t have one of those”

Me: “Well if you sign up, you can get the free drink! :)”

Customer: “Eh I don’t want to sign up”

Me: “…” “…” “:)”

Customer: “I hate getting all those emails”

Me: “Oh, well you can opt out of emails, I can show you how :)”

Customer: “No thanks, I don’t want an account”

Me: “Okay… well the drink will be [x amount] :)”

Customer: “I thought it was free?”

Me: “:)”

Me: “It’s free if you sign up for our rewards program :)”

Customer: “I don’t want to sign up”

Me: “Then the drink isn’t free :)”

Customer: “You can’t just give me the drink?”

Me: “No, I can’t unfortunately :)”

Customer: “Why not? It’s only [x amount]”

Me: “If that’s not a lot of money to you, why don’t you just pay for it? :)”

Customer: “This is shit customer service”

Me: “:)”

Customer: “This is highway robbery, squeezing every dime out of people, you should be ashamed of yourself—”

Me: “I don’t control the prices, I’m just a cashier :)“

Customer: “—making a fucking fuss over a damn drink and it’s not even a large—”

Me: “That’s not my decision, I’m just a cashier :)”

Customer: “—and you bet I won’t be coming back here again”

Me: “How unfortunate :)”

thekeybladeninja

I can feel the :) deep in my soul

squirenonny

I have never felt the :) so viscerally as in this post.

isa-ghost

I havent even worked in retail and I feel this

truth ™

peter parker vs adults

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val-ritz

so i was talking to my grandmother about old-school video games and she was all “y'know there was one game i used to play, and it had like a maze, and it was underground, and there was a guy in first person and he had a weapon” so knowing her penchant for puzzle games, i started guessing like myst, or legend of grimrock so we start hunting through these 90’s-era games featuring dungeon crawls. turns out. it was not a puzzle game. it was nothing close to a puzzle game. apparently, in the mid-90s, my grandmother would sit down and play fucking Wolfenstein 3D and listen to AC/DC for like hours on end.

dikubutto

Au contraire, the puzzle was “how to kill Nazis” and the answer was “use gun”

usatodayopinion

— Colin Jost, in Best of Late Night

mskirona

1998 vs 2019

mockiato-deactivated20200315

Every single one of these headlines sure is something

pileofknives

It’s genuinely the fucking end times

mothersnewsofficial

goodmanthethird2

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY EVERYTIME I SEE IT

anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104

this is like, the opposite of loss

gain.jpg

smellestine

it really is though, dang.

I mean you can find patterns in anything if you really look but…

leftysupremacy

loss but played in a major key

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portalgifs

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

monasticmaestoso

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

ryanccole

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

berrylord

Hey hey!

So I wanted to change my style up a little bit for commissions this time around! Focusing more on bold but smooth lines, and more vibrant colors!

STYLE A

Full color 10 USD

Each additional character is 5 USD

STYLE B

Full color, half body drawing 15 USD

Additional characters for 10 USD

STYLE C

Full color Portrait/bust Style 15 USD

Additional characters 15 as well

STYLE D

Full color full body drawing 25 USD

Additional characters 15 USD

Other Info

ALL JUST LINEART/INKS ONLY will be 5 USD

I’m open minded to any kinda characters, fanart and original characters!

Only sfw requests will be accepted

When contacting me for further inquiry, please provide character references and a short written description of the character(s) as well as the type of style you would prefer!

Payment is Paypal only! If you are emailing me directly please use your Paypal email address so that I will know who’s paying what haha.

So I think I covered the basics? My Email and paypal is [email protected], but you can contact me through any means of direct messaging on my accounts. if you’re interested and need more information please do send a message my way!! I look forward to working with you!

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teamlockwood

frompawntoqueen

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