#1 buck and hen defender

were I to create an original piece of media I would create bait so queer in order to create a fanfic environment I like. I find you guys do your best work under duress.

I’d say “jeez can two people not be friends anymore?” and then I’d give one of them amnesia in which they only recognize the other above anyone else

oh yeah, no. no, definitely. I absolutely do think a recovering addict with severe mental illness who is pretending like at least one of those things isn’t true would definitely live happily ever after with an aggressive people pleaser who hasn’t unpacked a single ounce of his deep-seated southern conservatism. no problems there. no issues on the horizon. absolutely 100% nothing’s gonna go wrong there.