Ben

this is kind of a kendall roy moment

is THIS your card (holds up one million of clubs)

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

dearrrrr reddit. how was your day? Mine wasnt very good. I just cant stop killing and killing and killing and killing. every man who beheld my terrible form was struck dead with fear. am I the asshole?

Succession. Remember how we used to run.

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

did it ever occur to you people that maybe he just needed help finding his eight pages because he lost them? And that maybe they were important to him? Like maybe he really cared about them, maybe they were important to him and he just wanted to help finding them again and it was really dark out and he can’t find them because he has no eyes? Do you think maybe he was just asking you for help? Did you ever think about that? But whatever, he’ll go fuck himself. Right slenderman? Go fuck yourself.

THE TRUTH: art is inherently manipulative and artists are wicked evildoers who like to power trip off of controlling other people's emotions

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

BREAKING: Humanitarian activists from the GLOBAL SUMOOD FLOTILLA are being ZIP-TIED and ABUSED while being forced to listen to Israel’s national anthem.

If this is how they treat Western activists, imagine how we Palestinians are treated every single day.

14 hours of waiting with no donation!!!

Sleep finally won over me for half an hour… but the pain was stronger and woke me up again