aspiring malewife

trying to write a fic but i get frustrated bc i dont write like a 50+ years of experience in writing nobel in literature winner writer

Shall I compare thee to some shit that's gay?

the thing about mace windu and count dooku is that it's simply so instantly believable that they were friends once. from what little we get of them, their characterization creates a dynamic that would so clearly mesh well. they are serious men with strict principles. they find a certain amount of pride and joy in their martial skills. they have ambition. they each have a dry sense of humor. yoda loves them. when they call each other "old friend" nothing has ever been more plausible to me.

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

this post was made by a hairy transsexual who endorses bodily autonomy of all kind btw. terfs kill yourself

people in movies always seem to know when the weird dream they had was prophetic. i feel like i'd be way too dense for that. i'd have a higher power beam precise instructions on how to fix the world forever into my brain and wake up like "wow that was way more pleasant and coherent than my usual dreams about endlessly running through my local small theme park" and then forget. and then forget. and then forget.

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

hey. do you think that Vader knew that Luke was his son almost immediately because he was similar to Padme, but couldn't recognise Leia as his daughter despite that he spent much more time with her, because Leia was just like Anakin and he repressed his old self for so long that he just. couldn't see it?

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???