Natural lighting really highlights how pale I am lmao

Alex Cutcher 🔥

I did a leg workout for the first time in a couple of weeks so naturally I had to take pics

I'm afraid it's hopeless

doctors when you're not white: if i give you this antibacterial medication are you just going to sell it to one of your illegal drug circles. i mean if you die you'd make a great research specimen so i'd be fine either way

doctors when you obviously definitely do have something but they can't figure out what exactly: You don't have anything

🇳🇴 happy birthday norway 🇳🇴

jeremy irons greatest hits compilation

Did you really go to the gym if you didn't take a douchey pic about it?

Doing a movie marathon of Eight Legged Freaks then The Coneheads while I transcend through time and space (have a couple beers) ✨

Natural lighting really highlights how pale I am lmao

In my top era for 15 minutes 😤