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Max, trying to flirt: Can I sleep in your bed?
Charles : *also trying to flirt* Max, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to himself* the Queen.
Max: Charles , you love me, right?
Charles : Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
Charles , texting Max: Please don't text me for the next hour, I'm going to be on the treadmill.
Max: I wasn't planning on texting you.
Charles : What did I just say?
Charles : When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.
Max: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.
Max: You look good in that hoodie.
Charles : You know where else I'd look good?
Max, zero hesitation: My bed.
Charles , at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
Charles : Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.
Max: You always act stupid.
Charles : Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.
Max: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Charles : I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Max: I said within reason, Charles . How about I murder that guy?
Charles : So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Max: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
Max: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!
Max: Goodnight to the love of my life, Charles , and fuck the rest of y'all.
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