Bananas are good

heye every one.

i have on important announcemen t to make.

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

i remember this post but only the horny bitch at the end

This hits different in 2020

The cheap Halloween vampire fangs stay ON during sex

the cheap vampire fangth thay ON during thex

I forget who originally said it, but there’s a quote about “Great science fiction isn’t predicting the automobile, it’s predicting the traffic jam”

I can’t feel my butt anymore

Why don’t I feel it for you?

i love the last one

here’s the Subpar Parks instagram. absolutely delightful.

i can’t believe we’re all young professionals and academics and we’re still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen

I fucking love jock villagers in animal crossing they're just like, "what is UP bro your triceps are looking particularly radiant today. Take this DIY card. Love you bro"