the beer-bearer

I know the Geneva convention don’t exist in like the faerie realm or whatever, but sometimes I’ll look at the actions of “good guys” in a fantasy book and go like ok so this is definitely a war crime

when i was a child i used to think the church opposed homosexuality because judas betrayed jesus with a kiss and it went so badly that time

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

Where was it before?

at the top we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

Wh

What the fuck

I’m so SICK of THIS DOG

buy more things because you’re depressed

Okay

Hey remember in 2012 when Danger Days came out and it was set in 2019 and we were like “lol how is the world gonna go to shit and have a nuclear war in 7 years from now haha bullshit” and now it’s 2017 and Donald Trump is the president

what the actual fuck

Men don’t know women can pee

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

why KILL monster… when you can KISS monster…

I know it’s you Guillermo del Toro