*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head

happy tuesday im so happy it’s tuesday if it were any other day id be so very sad

Oh boy should we tel them?

tell me whab? (:

THAT TUESDAYS ARE GREAT HAHAHAHAHHHHHH………

i know!!!!! they make me so happy! :D

anyway it’s time for bed so goodnight! see yall tomorrow!

good morning!! happy tuesday!

Hey bud I’ve got some bad news.

oh no bad news D: ?! how could something bad happen on a tuesday???

It’s Thursday. I’m sorry but I couldn’t let you go on like this. It’s not Tuesday. It hasn’t been Tuesday for a while.

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS! LET HIM BE HAPPY!!!

t.. thurs… wha?

IT’S TUESDAY FISH

QUIT LYING TO THEM.. THEY MUST KNOW THE TRUTH.

tues….day? .right??

Of course!!!!

TUESDAY!! :’D !!!!

oh that’s so great to hear i can rest easy now!!goodnight see you all tomorrow! ♥️♥️

hey fish,,,,, it won’t be tuesday forever

Hey fish what other days are there?

to be honest i don’t really know yet! anyway it was a very lovely tuesday i’ll see yall tomorrow!!!!

can’t wait!!!! if you’re seeing this in the morning, happy tuesday fish!!

i AM seeing it in the morning, on tuesday morning!! happy tuesday!!! today has felt really long but i love tuesday so its very good

I cannot express the fear I get from seeing more and more from this ongoing post 

good morn happie tuesday :D

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

thx for the warning phew

spiderman is so fucking funny dude saves like an entire country and then he goes home at the end of the day and opens his fridge and hes got like 1 egg and a half empty can of arizona tea no matter how old he is or what comic hes from thats just how peter parker lives

Somebody post the “we have money. Oh thank god” screenshot

literally desaturate any frame from john m.ulaney’s latest standup and it looks like it’s from a variety show in 1935

I’m sorry but variety shoes did not exist in 1935. Or even 45

done broke my toes lads

pics or it didn’t happen

pika pika, shitlips