*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD
i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head

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*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD
i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head

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happy tuesday im so happy it’s tuesday if it were any other day id be so very sad
Oh boy should we tel them?
tell me whab? (:
THAT TUESDAYS ARE GREAT HAHAHAHAHHHHHH………
i know!!!!! they make me so happy! :D
anyway it’s time for bed so goodnight! see yall tomorrow!
good morning!! happy tuesday!
Hey bud I’ve got some bad news.
oh no bad news D: ?! how could something bad happen on a tuesday???
It’s Thursday. I’m sorry but I couldn’t let you go on like this. It’s not Tuesday. It hasn’t been Tuesday for a while.
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS! LET HIM BE HAPPY!!!
t.. thurs… wha?
IT’S TUESDAY FISH
QUIT LYING TO THEM.. THEY MUST KNOW THE TRUTH.
tues….day? .right??
Of course!!!!
TUESDAY!! :’D !!!!
Yes fish!!! Tuesday!!!!
oh that’s so great to hear i can rest easy now!!goodnight see you all tomorrow! ♥️♥️
hey fish,,,,, it won’t be tuesday forever
uhh, good morning to you too i guess ): ,
and of course it can’t be tuesday forever that would be ridiculous! it’s just that TODAY is tuesday. Happy tuesday!!!!!
Hey fish what other days are there?
to be honest i don’t really know yet! anyway it was a very lovely tuesday i’ll see yall tomorrow!!!!
can’t wait!!!! if you’re seeing this in the morning, happy tuesday fish!!
i AM seeing it in the morning, on tuesday morning!! happy tuesday!!! today has felt really long but i love tuesday so its very good
i appreciate your concern but i don’t really have any issue with this. anyway see you tomorrow!!
I cannot express the fear I get from seeing more and more from this ongoing post
good morn happie tuesday :D
me: send me pics
you: what u wanna see?(;
me: spiderman
you: what?
me:

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you know whats great about little kids? its so easy to make their day. they ask me what my dogs name is and i say pikachu and they go
if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:
do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”
while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.
this is an oddly specific post are you ok
thx for the warning phew
spiderman is so fucking funny dude saves like an entire country and then he goes home at the end of the day and opens his fridge and hes got like 1 egg and a half empty can of arizona tea no matter how old he is or what comic hes from thats just how peter parker lives
Somebody post the “we have money. Oh thank god” screenshot
Your wish is my command
literally desaturate any frame from john m.ulaney’s latest standup and it looks like it’s from a variety show in 1935
I’m sorry but variety shoes did not exist in 1935. Or even 45

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done broke my toes lads
pics or it didn’t happen
Excuse me?
pika pika, shitlips
Hmm
Some guy in Ancient Greece, pointing at a perfectly climbable mountain: There are gods up there!
The rest of Ancient Greece: Sick, no need to fact check that
Meirl

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