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went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning
Hell yeah
He’s in the right for that this is so cool

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I'm re-reading the Vorkosigan Saga for the first time in a long time (I think it's been maybe 15 years since I read the earlier books) and I remembered how much I liked them, but I forgot how feral they made me. sorry to anyone in my general orbit for the next 12-14 months.
Lois McMaster Bujold really did go: here have space opera shenanigans paired with an exploration of societal upheaval and intergenerational trauma, told from the perspective of a family composed entirely of people who are deeply unhinged. A+, no notes.
I think Tumblr is sleeping on Aral Vorkosigan tbh. fascinating set of life experiences that HAS to fuck one up in new and inventive ways.
witnessed most of his family being murdered at age 11 and two years later his new emperor hands him a blade to help chop up the old emperor who ordered it. obsessed with honor and yet is constantly either flung into situations that force him to override it or lapses in his attempts to strive for it. bisexual and almost certainly weird and repressed about it at first given Barrayar's general cultural milieu, his upbringing, and his first(?) boyfriend turning out to be a sadistic sociopath. kills his first wife's two lovers in impetuous duels and twenty years later confesses this to to the next woman he proposes to within days of meeting her. repeatedly escapes consequences for the times he genuinely fucks up - and he knows this! - and gets ripped to shreds for things he tried to prevent. keeps getting handed increasing levels of political power and he hates it so so much. there are several things wrong with him but crucially I don't think they're the things he thinks.
and we never get his POV directly. 10/10 guy to me, I want to study him under a microscope.
Cordelia kind of wins the award for Most Normal by default, but a) the bar is on the floor, and b) this is also a woman who has, in order: risked her own life to help resolve an attempted military overthrow of an enemy commander that she met like a week ago, left her entire former life behind in part to protect the political secrets of a planet she had one single personal connection to, charged into an occupied city in the middle of a coup for a guerilla raid with THREE people to rescue her kidnapped son, ordered the extremely mentally unwell guy who follows her every order to chop off the head of the guy who did it, and tossed the head in the middle of a conference table to make a point.
I do not think Miles got his impulsive streak from Aral, is what I'm saying.
Before Cordelia ever met any Barrayarans, she worked for the Betan Astronomical Survey, where her job was to lead blind jumps through wormholes with no known destinations, any one of which could end in the entire ship disappearing without a trace. It’s an ongoing debate on Beta Colony whether the ones doing it for science or for profit are more unhinged. She accuses Aral of being an adrenaline junkie, but she’s just got better rationalizations for the ways she chases her fix.
And there’s Count Piotr still around for Miles’s whole childhood, the most ruthless and effective guerrilla terrorist Barrayar produced in 20 years of occupation, and that was before his wife and two of his kids were murdered.
the most beautiful woman you've ever seen was a series regular on a bad sci-fi show from 20-40 years ago
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
Y'all know what to do Tumblr.
Okay, so about a month ago, I decided that a million is too high, especially since I had comments limited for about the first 6 months because it took me that long to figure out how to turn them back on. (I’ve explained that I am very stupid.)
So I posted to my followers that I’d lower the threshold to 700,000 because I love you all and I’m starting to worry about a handful of you.
Anyway, we have passed 700,000 sometime in the last 2 days, which is great news because I already have an appointment with my tattoo artist on Monday. It will probably take more than one session, but I’m hoping to at least have a partially finished version to show off by the deadline in June.
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The starter 'mons for the first pokemon generation.... but in formline! :>
You can find them on my ko-fi!!
Formline stickers inspired by the starter partners you pick from in the first Pokemon generation! Each sticker is 2.5" in diameter and made

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Choose a female fantasy writer PART FOUR
V. E. Schawab
Pamela Dean
Naomi Novik
Nk Jemisin
Holly Black
Kalynn Bayron
Jane Yolen
Leigh Bardugo
Sabaa Tahir
Ellen Kushner
Premee Mohamed
Tui T. Sutherland
Ok I want to reblog this one to advocate for my choice, Premee Mohamed. She is not necessarily my *favorite* author of this group (I mean, look at it, there are people who were legends before I learned to read), but for my money she is absolutely the most underrated. Like, sure, people are going to vote for the highly popular bestselling writers with TV adaptations of their work, and no one has heard of Mohamed because everything of hers except for the one Tor novella has been published by tiny presses with no marketing.
But y’all deserve to hear about her! She is not strictly a fantasy writer, I think more of her work gets classified as horror or science fiction, but it’s all so good. My favorite is The Siege of Burning Grass, one of the most thoughtful and powerful and angry anti-war novels I’ve ever read.
For a free taste, anyone who had feelings about the Artemis II mission, or that project a few years back to repair a computer on Voyager I (I think this story was inspired by that actually), would enjoy Not Lost (Never Lost). It will probably make you cry.
Let's go over the scientific terms for the types of cottontail kits that come in.
First:
Grublets
Tiny. Bald. This is a grub
Scribblet
Is this a rabbit?? Skrunkly
Scrufflet
Usually sickness survivors. They look so scrumply and tufty
Squinchlets (personal fav)
Soft....squinch him
Scrabblets
How are you so active??? Up to no good.
Crazy to say in a month I've gotten the full array of buggies
Same as it ever was ✨
Get petted fool
What's a book written by a woman that changed your life or that you consider a classic? Any genre, any language.

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Continuing my Vorkosigan saga shenanigans, it is time for a Mark Pierre Vorkosigan appreciation post.
Ways to tell Lord Mark is a true Vorkosigan:
Wants to save everyone even when it's obviously impossible
Wife (partner?) guy
Deeply fucked up
Good at personnel and recruitment
Faithful worshipper of Cordelia
Some of my favorite quotes:
"I'm not sure you're ready for this, but here goes. You had exactly three role models to learn how to be a human being from. The Jacksonian body-slavers, the Komarran terrorists—and Miles. You were steeped in Miles. And I'm sorry, but Miles thinks he's a knight-errant. A rational government wouldn't allow him possession of a pocket-knife, let alone a space fleet. And so, Mark, when you were finally forced to choose between two palpable evils and a lunatic—you upped and ran after the lunatic."
[...]
Having named them all, he finally found Mark by process of elimination. Gorge and Grunt and Howl and the Other had sent Lord Mark deep inside, to sleep through it all. Poor, fragile Lord Mark, barely twelve weeks old.
[...] "Don't you dare pity me. I won. Save your sympathy for Baron Ryoval, if you must. I took him. Suckered him. I beat him at his own game, on his own ground. I will not allow you to turn my victory into defeat for the sake of your damned . . . feelings." [...] I don't want to have to fight Ry Ryoval in my head, or in their heads, for the rest of my life. He's dead, I'm not, it's enough."
- Mirror Dance
Mark said valiantly, "If Kareen wants me to marry her, I will. If she doesn't, I won't. If she wants me to go away, I'll go—" This last was accompanied by a covertly terrified glance her way.
"If she wants me to walk downtown backwards on my hands, I'll try. Whatever she wants," Mark finished up.
[...]
"Mark is as much a veteran of our wars as any Barrayaran I know, Kou. He was conscripted earlier, is all. In his own strange and lonely way, he fought as hard, and risked as much. And lost as much."
- A Civil Campaign
And of course, "Miles, what have you done with your baby brother?"
It's not a coincidence that half of these are Cordelia talking to or about Mark. I wish we'd been able to see a little more of the two of them together in Gentleman Jole. All three of them really, with Cordelia gently roasting Miles to Mark's benefit. Maybe Mark could give everyone updates on his luxury sex-hotel.
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