miss elizabeth

I dislike the violence and unpredictability of the ice dispenser

[ID: the legendary sword Andúril stabbed clean through the screen and keyboard of a MacBook on the floor /End ID]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are

"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

i believe i can do everything in this life except feign interest and suck up to people

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

Instead of going to work tomorrow why don’t we all just dig a really deep hole

Happy Wet Beast Wednesday to all those that participate

This is the modern equivalent of all the paintings of bowls of fruit you see in museums

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?