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insaneandlovingit

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

problemnyatic

desired you while the women flee

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*finishes character reference*

“Okay well that’s all I’ll have time to do since I’m already late for art fight, so I’ll go ahead and upload this in the morning”

*pc doesn’t turn on*

#screaming tag #I don’t even think I have it saved externally fuuuuuck me dude

eldr1tch-cr0w

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

salvadorbonaparte

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

ashlgcostumes

Tag via @bluehairedspidey and vocabulary updated

bird-gifs-collection-agency

While its eyes are not as big as its mummy's, this baby tawny frogmouth is still using its beady peepers to see the best it can

#the humble sentient mould spore #birds

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talesfromtreatment

Foiled!

Today I got to go on one of our runs to more rural shelters to help relieve overcrowding there. We ended up bringing back 21 kittens and 10 dogs. So fun day. But this morning, while I was getting stuff together in preparation for the 90 minute drive…. This happened.

Excuse you Tiniest Opossum, but you are NOT allowed to escape through the front bars of the cat carrier we were housing you in. I’m going to put you back.

“NO!”

I am going to catch you and put you back and you have no say in this matter.

“NO!”

Catching you and putting you back now.

“NOOOOOO!”

Aaaand back you go. Let go of the purple towel and go in the cardboard box.

“Noooooooooooo!”

talesfromtreatment

Happy 9th Tiniest Opposumversary.

Hopefully, somewhere, this little one’s great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchildren are out in the world and screaming defiance at every inconvenience.

derinthescarletpescatarian

13 generations in nine years?? How fast do these beasts breed??

derinthescarletpescatarian

#gestation period of 12-14 days + 70-125 days weaning#so like 140 days tops for the whole thing#and only a 1-2 year wild lifespan#honestly 13 gens might be low balling a little#speedy little fellas

THAT IS SO LITTLE TIME

#screams with them #fucking look at them #I love opossums they spark so much joy in me

seaphine

we all have one foot in a fairytale, and the other in the abyss.

talesfromtreatment

I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

wimpud

please, my dog, he is sick

talesfromtreatment

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

awaggaa

#my fav breed #red He-eler :]

yubriamakesart

we’ve been drinking a lot of tea lately.

yubriamakesart

update:

#ah yes the good ol set it and forget it strat #and by that I mean no setting it (the timer) and all forgetting it (the tea)

victusinveritas

Meet Pando, not a forest but a single tree. Every trunk of the Quaking Aspen is genetically identical & connected by a single 80,000 year old root system, making it one of the largest and oldest living entities on Earth!

foone

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to walk through the body of a God?

#plants #trees #I learned about Pando in class just recently that’s crazy LMFAO #I’m not big into plants but I find this to be incredibly fucking cool #look at them (singular)

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ehlihr

coming up with aus for your own ocs is so funny like yeah these are my guys i made up but in a different circumstance. yeah no i also made that circumstance up

#I haven’t posted any art let alone oc art here in forever but #I have an incomprehensible amt of aus #both w/ friends ocs and just my blorbos on their own #sometimes we have aus within aus

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

you're given a million of whatever you just googled, how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

aAAAAAAAA

results

Voting ended onDec 30, 2025

#one million tamandua anteaters #I love them but holy fuck that is too many

deerypoof

The most beautiful moose in all the land! This rare piebald was spotted near Falher, Alberta in Canada. Check out those eyes!

#cervidae #moose #holy shit that blue eye is so striking #esp on the brown?? I love piebald animals sm

sodiumvaporss

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

animentality

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spearxwind

"You've made your home inside the jaws of Death, and now you cannot escape" "Oh, but why would I ever want to leave?"

#ough #art

peachmoths

did you know jackalopes are my favorite cryptid

#art #hoyl fuck look at them go

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