Call me Kel

Man, this is such a perfect analogy. “Chipped”… Just damaged enough for it to show at times, but not nearly broken enough to warrant fixing. And so often does the chipped cup turn itself to show its undamaged side.

someone put it in words

change your fucking url jeff

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction

my guardian angel just makes fancams of me all day unfortunately <3

My guardian angel just goes “omg my smol bby sksksk” as I’m being hit by a bus

reblog for eight nights of Gains

do i wanna be your friend?? yes. will i message you?? no

you wanna hunt me for sport so bad it makes you look stupid

You know why Mario’s mouth is open

I’m begging you to delete this and then your blog