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WHY IS HE SO... aerodynamic

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

only one (1) figure through all of history can be sexualized:

grug • 23 winters

likes: berry picking, cave painting (critical of all tales), rock collecting,

DNI: people who prioritize hunting over gathering, mutuals with spearmaker57 (visit me for details), irredeemable cave painting fans

blacklist: bear attacks, bear noises, poisonous berries, spear attacks, (catchall is ‘grug don’t look’)

it votes for every option

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it