the hobbit is so funny bc they really go the entire book talking about the dragon but very clearly not having a plan to kill him and you think that this would come up as a major issue! they dont have a plan but obviously thorin or bilbo is going to be the one to dramatically slay the dragon at the last moment! nope. some guy who was never previously mentioned with latent bird communication abilities kills him and that’s the end of that

8O 8O 8O Thank you so much!! OMG It’s better than I could have dreamed! ;A; I love how soft your style is, I’m in love! <3 If Dori isn’t the chief hair consultant of the dwarves than Bifur must be because his braids are so stylish. <3 Thank you so much again! /hugs/

So since the fandom has come the the (correct) conclusion that Samwise Gamgee is the absolute height of hobbit attractiveness standards, it only follows logically that hobbits see Sam working for Frodo as the middle earth equivalent of your weird eccentric rich neighbor having a hot pool boy. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

”with shapes.inc you can talk to your ocs!!” Dumbass. I’m already talking to them. In my head. “B-bbut what about your favourite charac-“ skill issue. In my head as well. get fucked.