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This is my cat, Brigitte.
24 hours after I brought her home, I got a mindblowing job offer. Since I adopted her nine years ago, my life has become an amusement park. She has brought me good luck ever since I took her into my home.
Iâm telling you, thereâs something about this animal. Good fortune follows her everywhere.
I donât want to be selfish. I have everything I need and then some. So, Iâm sharing her with you.
Reblog Brigitte and youâll receive fantastic news in the next 24 hours.
And when you do, please remember to help your local SPCA and support them in the difficult work they do for wonder animals like Brigitte. Any donation helps your SPCA, even if itâs just five bucks.
Kitties like Brigitte are counting on you to give back when they bring you good luck.
Thanks, and congratulations on your good news!
we out here spreading those Lucky Cat Vibesâ˘ÂŽ
I JUST WANT TO PET HER LITTLE HEAD OMG?
Thank You. @KuKhanyileÂ
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THIS IS SO IMPORTANT
Reblogging because I care about you guys
Important
Rohypnol has an INCREDIBLY salty taste to it. Itâs disgusting. And it also isnât a drug that acts immediately! The minute you notice the salty taste, you have about 5-10 minutes to get somewhere safe or call an ambulance, and it CAN be fought if youâre aware of it. It will make you woozy, it will make you so dizzy you canât stand upright, it will certainly make you unable to walk properly, but if you struggle to remain conscious you can get about 20 extra minutes of consciousness from the drug before it will knock you out completely. If youâre in a public place, and the person who drugged you is trying to take you somewhere private, start. a. fight. Insist as LOUDLY and as VIOLENTLY as you can that you refuse to go anywhere with them. Odds are theyâre trying to make as little of a scene as possible as they drag you away, and if youâre putting up a fight and very clearly âdrunkâ, eyes will turn on them and theyâll either need to let you go, or cause a serious scene, which they donât want. Donât just act like youâre just protesting being taken home, though. Fight like your life depends on it even if they arenât assaulting you. Cause. A. Scene. Thatâs the last thing they want.Â
Everyone should reblog this!
Very useful.
To that last one that shit is NO JOKE

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If you're ever bored, here's a list of Studio Ghibli films you can watch for free.
Castle In The Sky (1986) Grave of the Fireflies (1988) My Neighbor Totoro (1988) Kikiâs Delivery Service (1989) Only Yesterday (1991) Porco Rosso (1992) Pom Poko (1994) Whisper of the Heart (1995) Princess Mononoke (1997) My Neighbors the Yamadas (1999) Spirited Away (2001) The Cat Returns (2002) Howlâs Moving Castle (2004) Tales from Earthsea (2006) Ponyo On A Cliff From The Sea (2008) The Secret World of Arrietty/The Borrower Arrietty (2010) From Up on Poppy Hill (2011)
If any of the links stop working, please let me know so I can fix it.
For Castle In The Sky, wait for the free user button to be clickable and it will send you to the video.
how do I not share this, though (HIGHLY RECOMMENDING HOWLâS MOVING CASTLE ITâS MY FAVORITE)
Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984) The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013) The Wind Rises (2013)
These are so good if you need something to calm you down on a bad day or after panics :)
Reblog if youâre
- LGBT+
- a cryptid
- a cryptid lover
- the pope
- living in arkansas
No one will ever know which one!!
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âThere are nights when the winds of the Etherium, so inviting in their promise of of flight and freedom, made oneâs spirit soar!â
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Could you fill me in on the whole grape-kun thing?
A japanese zoo, Tobu Zoo, had a colab with the anime Kemono Friends where they added cutouts of the anime characters to the enclosures of the matching animals to attract visitors and stuff, one of these characters being Hululu, an airhead anthropomorphic Humboldt penguin:
Grape-kun, an old humboldt penguin whoâd been abandoned by his former mate due to his health issues, started showing a lot of interest for the cutout, staring at it for hours, trying to reach it on top of the tall rock where it was placed, and even trying to court it.
Of course, Kemono Friends already being a surprise hit show, the thing went viral and tons of art, jokes and other content were made. Even after the colab was over, the zoo didnât remove Grape-kunâs sunshine, and Hululuâs VA Ikuko Chikuta even visited Grape-kun during an educational event:
Unfortunately, Grape-kun was already old and his health started to deteriorate. He was removed from his enclosure for treatment, along with his muse of course, that was placed next to him. On october 12, 2017, Tobu Zoo announced that Grape-kun passed away, with Hululu by his side in his final moments. Once again Grape-kun started trending, this time in a sadder tone as fans, visitors and part of the Kemono Friends staff paid their respects.
As a final homage to Grape-kun, a new cutout was added to the penguin enclosure in january 2018, immortalizing this romance:
And thus ends the tale of Grape-kun and Hululu. May our little Friend rest in penguin heaven with his anime wife, gone, but never forgotten.
i really hope calebâs coat is padded around the shoulders
Local 1000 year old woman takes up cliff-diving hobby again, has no fear of god or death
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Look, that thing you want to do? Stop being a weenie and just do it.Â
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Hey, kids - I see this post making the rounds again, and Iâd like to add some additional thoughts that Iâve gained in the 5+ years since originally making this post:
When I originally made this dumb comic in 2013, I was a Graphic Designer for a Radio Station in Ohio. As of this writing in 2018, I am a Storyboard Artist at Warner Bros. Animation. I am now one of âââthe professionalsâââ referenced in the third image. And let me tell you:
âŚI am still making things up as I go.Â
âŚI still donât have character turnarounds.
⌠I have⌠some worldbuilding done. Not all of it, though. Thatâs going to be a permanent work in progress.Â
âŚMaking the comic is the character study/studies.
âŚI am still convinced Iâm not working hard enough.
âŚYou will never, no matter what you do or how far you go, ever feel like youâre completely ready to do something until you actually do it.Â
Trust me. Iâm a professional.Â
Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!
DUDE IS READING âA BRIEF HISTORY OF TIMEâ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED
are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that âmagicâ exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? Itâs always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD
can we point out that heâs doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that
molly weasley couldnt do that
who are you
Quick, somebody write a book series about the adventures of Magic Prodigy Science Wizard!!!
PLEASE SOMEONE JUST DO IT
Alan Baker had no use for wands, of course. If one were to Prior Incantato his outdated, duct-taped rod of walnut wood and dragon heartstring, its most recent use would have been the enchantment of the long-lived neurons in Alanâs own mind. This enchantment, possible only for those who were capable of seeing themselves as a complex amalgamation of neural impulses, allowed him to bypass both wands and words. Alan did this, not for show, not for power, but because wandwork distracted him from his reading.
Unfortunately, there was no legal spell to get rid of barflies.
âHey- hey mate, you gotta- gotta minute to-â
Sobrius, Alan thought, placing one hand on his neighborâs forehead without looking up. He pondered whether or not to cast a silencing barrier, even in violation of the Leaky Cauldronâs safety code.
âThanks,â said the now-sober man, âReadinâ more of that Muggle trash, I see.â
Alan closed his eyes and counted to three, but when he opened them, the man was still there. Alan lowered his âmuggle trashâ in defeat, meeting the baggy, bloodshot eyes of the wizard sitting across from him.
Alan leaned forward, placing his hands steeple-like on the table. âMr. Fletcher, do you know why time turners donât send you into space?â
âThe sky, yâmean? Cause theyâre fer time turninâ, not apparation.â
Alan had to take a deep breath. âNo,â he replied, âIf time turners werenât anchored to anything, the Earthâs rotation alone would be enough to ensure a time travelerâs demise. But someone at the ministry was clever enough to anchor them to a carefully guarded object that never moves relative to the Earth.â
âFascinatân,â slurred Mundungus, whose eyes had glazed over once it became clear that Alan didnât actually have a time turner on him.
âBut time turners are still very limited,â continued Alan, more to himself than to Mundungus, âThey canât go more than seven hours back, and not forward at all, and only in increments of one hour, and they only work on Earth⌠no, theyâre very clumsy, if one truly pauses to think about it.â
âWhatâs yer point?â
âMy point is that while wizards are slowly stagnating in their backwards remnant of the Dark Ages, Muggles are making progress, ever reaching for the light. Do you know that they donât need magic to craft a hand of living silver?â
âBah,â was Mundungusâs only reply, âYouâd be best mates with that Weasley nutcase at the ministry, you would.â
Alan stood up, silently casting an infantes gelata to check for paradoxes. âI donât know why I bother with you,â he sighed, âyouâve just wasted another two minutes of my time. Perhaps I bother because I have time to waste.â
And he twisted, as if to apparate, but instead faded out of existence with a distinct vworp. The air swirled in the wake of his departure, blowing back Mundungusâs straggly ginger hair.
âMuggleborns,â the short wizard muttered, then turned back to his drink.
â˘â˘â˘â˘â˘â˘â˘â˘
Thirty minutes earlier, Alan lounged contentedly within his quieting barrier, stirring his cup of tea absently and rereading one of his favourite Muggle books. He wondered, vaguely, which planet held the nearest sapient life, and what their magic would look likeâŚ
This rereading, however, would be slightly shorter than the last. Even within the barrier, the presence of another at the table tickled at Alanâs consciousness. He set down his book (rather forcefully, he had to admit,) and looked up. The bloodshot eyes of Mundungus Fletcher didnât meet him when his own rose.
âHello,â mouthed the man. Finite Incantatum, thought Alan.
âHello,â he answered, âCan I help you?â
âNo, not really. Well, maybe. Well, probably. Have you seen anything strange lately? Disappearing cats, people moving backwards, variances in the time vortex causing precise and intentional reversal of the course of events?â
Alan couldnât help but stare. âErâŚnow that you mention it, I was justâŚâ he trailed off as he glanced out the window and did a double take. There was a 1960s-style Muggle police telephone box in the middle of Diagon Alley. ââŚIsâŚis that a telephone box?â
âNo. Yes. Recreation. Mock-up. Donât worry, nobody will notice,â the man said, waving his hand dismissively even as he pulled on a pair of what appeared to be cheap 3-D glasses. âWhat I want to know,â he murmured conspiratorially, âis whatâs giving you that floaty, aurary, bizarrey stuff all over you, because that should not be happening to a human. Person. I said personâ
Alanâs eyebrows furrowed. âFirst of all, this is Diagon Alley. Most people out there wouldnât know a police box from a pillbox, especially given itâs bright blue. Second of all, those glasses shouldnât give you the ability to see what youâre seeing. And thirdly, Expelliarmus.â
âExpelliwhat?â the man squawked, just as a long, chunky metallic object with a blue tip shot out of his jacket pocket and into Alanâs hand. A quick Identification spell told him all he needed to know.
âFuzzy logic neural interface configured for ease of use, limited nonverbal manipulation of mechanical and electronic objectsâŚInteresting. And leaps and bounds beyond anything wizards or Muggles can conjure up. What are you?â
The man stared at him for a few minutes before breaking out in a wide smile. âHello. Iâm the Doctor. Let me tell you a little bit about the universeâŚâ
IT GOT BETTER
SO MUCH BETTER
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Iâm just gonna say that everything in Molly Weasleyâs house is floating and cleaning/crafting, because of her. She can do wandless magic just fine. And Tom Riddle was doing magic on children and animals before he even had a wand, can fly without a wand or broom, can forcefully move dead Giants around by just whipping his arm to the side, and even summoned a Fiendfyre snake wandlessly and nonverbally, to destroy Dumbles, which shocked even Dumbles himself.