Keep Walking Pls

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

I hate being a customer I hate doing that to someone

Or going into a restaurant like 2 hrs before closing 😔

udpate: we broke up two months later and I think he’s gay now

sure. blame the guy who’s a huge idiot who causes a lot of problems, again

my female role model? the t rex from jurassic park. she just screams and eats. that’s a mood babey