most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste.

what language is this

english

but in 3018

listen, the year 2018. you are living in the year 2018. and in centuries and centuries, who tid what to rilt or jilt around, so you better appreciate it for what you have. lot of people would stic or joiler to have what you did.

listen to me

dude what the fuck

aaauuuuuuuu auu auu auuuuu…

I could be the person writing one time verification codes. 873726. 290971. 041452. 667656. It comes naturally to me.

They look so good

My parents went to Mexico and whatsapp called me last night at a really loud bazaar in Rosarito to show me a lady blowing into an Aztec death whistle. But the camera was flipped the wrong way so all I could see was their grainy smiling faces while hearing the high shriek of what I thought was a goat being slaughtered. And then they hung up and texted ‘we got it for you’ and it took so long to try and understand what the hell they were talking about

hes trying to explode you with his mind

I like that they got the dismissive tone of a redditor correct though.