we're so miserable and stunning

Make Tumblr NSFW again

There are ten trillion pictures of flowering trees to the point where they sometimes seem trite and overdone. But then you see a tree in full flower and go holy shit this rules and I've gotta show this to everyone so they can experience the same magic and wonder and there are ten trillion and one pictures of flowering trees

There’s a non insignificant number of adults who don’t know you’re allowed to learn stuff outside of school.

Saying "mine, mine, mine" as I'm pumping into you

the 6th love language is actually cumming inside and fucking it deeper

Green flag: when he goes down on you first

Red flag: when he isn't obsessed with going down on you.

Fucking you like a disposable fleshlight and worshipping you like an immortal god afterwards

calling in thicc today