Surround Yourself with Love.

If this ain’t me

Lucky 7 cow reblog for good luck

Imagine waking up to someone knowing this is the person you will be falling back asleep with for the rest of your life

@pardonmyappearance

*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

This is both spiteful AND practical, because you can’t control whether or not they give you a safe following distance for the speed you’re travelling, but you CAN reduce the speed you both have to travel, having the triple benefit of  A) increasing the likelihood that they’ll have enough time to stop without rear-ending you.  B) lowering the speed of any possible collision and thus the severity and  C) Pissing the fucker the fuck off.

I feel so valid now

This some real shit people will pass me doing like 40 when I’m doing 35 in a 30 zone and it’s like damn Jackie wherever you’re going it’s not that important!!!!!!

I’m drunk and this fucked me up

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.