im a car too yknow

im not gonna argue with a tall woman, whatever you say (remembers that reducing women to the features i find attractive is misogynist and unbecoming) Autonomous Person Worthy Of Respect

The Murder Victims Killer would come to be known for their calling card; a dead body left at the scene of each murder.

change your url op this is sweet as hell

They Deleted Hwr

who teh fuck is kazueche soda

the Man.

*runs sexily from the governmence *

i hope no one ever tries to call me a “soft boy” because i’m not. i’m a hard boy and my penis never dies

*does an elaborate spell* *you are transformed into a pile of silly bandz representing your sins* *i wear you*

I think about this video every day