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Exactly how and why I'm going to take over the world

Floor plans for a castle I'll never get to build

A list of tv shows I REFUSE to watch

Top five favorite insults

Every country I hate more than France (it's a very short list) (and only because it's illegal for me to go there anyways) (looking at you Qatar)

Gayest cities in America and the gay bars I should visit in them

If I had my own pub, how would I decorate it?

An incomplete guide on how to become a local cryptid

If I had a million dollars to buy a car and customize it, what color scheme/decorations would I go with??

Top ten theme parks I want to Avoid

Top ten worst animals to run into in the wild

Ranking microorganism by how they make me feel (I don't like the idea of Creatures I Can't See) (especially within my body)

Ranking worst parts of the body to be injured

Worst tics I've ever had

Tics I hope I never develop

Five of my friends who should be famous, and why.

Top five people I wish hadn't become famous.

Ranking cryptids by how much I think I could take them in a fight.