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i miss younow danisnotonfire i feel like post hard launch or even post hiatus phannies cant understand the specific sick and twisted parasocial bestieship that was forged by logging on to listen to dan tell half a story 3 times while occasionally interrupting himself to argue with a wall or rant condescendingly at someone who asked a question he didn’t need to answer

hard launch tour prediction!! Everyone is having a normal time. dnp seem fine. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Phil says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “High Hopes.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “every snowflakes different just like you.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “High Hopes” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing their Yo Gabba Gabba Christmas hit. Everyone in the crowd is going to be ok. Then if things couldn’t get any more ok, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss their secret girlfriends, holding the straight flag.

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck