the perks of being an idiot

I had to save these because he’s deleteing his entire tag soon. I can’t let these gems be lost forever.

If you know what I mean

i want to know what the correct amount of dick to suck is. is there a yearly quota or is it a lifetime type of thing? if you suck too much dick one year can you suck less the next to even it out? do i need to make up for all of the years ive gone without sucking dick by sucking a certain amount more until im caught up? is there a difference between sucking one dick twenty times and twenty dicks one time? i have so many questions. if only the meninist was more clear in his wisdom

Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

the worst is that I’m broke