Fruity pumpkin

Alright then! By outstandingly popular appeal, I am now doing a reblog goal challenge, inspired by @xenasaur and derived works! Please reblog this post in order to advance towards the goals! As a warm-up treat, I offer you a photo of me and the shorks:

>>> Goals <<<

50 reblogs - hand reveal with something tasty splattered all over it...

100 reblogs - photo in cute skirt :3

150 reblogs - photo in crop top and shorts

200 reblogs - underwear photo

300 reblogs - ✨tiddy✨

400 reblogs - girlcock

500 reblogs - audio of me moaning with a vibrating buttplug up my ass

>500 reblogs - ....we'll see ;)

this time let's be serious

this time let's be serious

the Roman Empire collapses, and even before that, it was withdrawing from Gaul

local Frankish tribes reestablish power, and are all brought together by the Merovingians

the Merovingians are reduced to figureheads by Charles Martel, and true power over the Franks are commanded by by the Carolingians. Charles has a good relationship with the Papacy in Rome, so keep that in mind

A WHOLE LOADA NONSENSE GOES DOWN IN BYZANTIUM THAT WE DON'T REALLY WANNA TALK ABOUT, but the point is that nobody can really agree on who the emperor (or empress) is, so Pope Leo III appoints Charles' GRANDSON, Charlemagne as the new emperor of a NEW Roman Empire

in legend, Charlemagne appoints twelve holy knights to serve as Paladins in his court, serving a similar role to the Arthurian Knights of the Round Table

a functional piece ABOUT the Paladins called "the Matter of France" is written, which includes a Paladin named Astolfo

FLASH FORWARD A COUPLE HUNDRED YEARS

Fate/Grand Order is created, and Astolfo appears as a servant you can use

So the collapse of the Roman Empire is directly responsible for this lad: