I don't care what anyone complaing that it's "too woke" or "too dark" has to say. Seeing Supergirl murder sex traffickers was amazing and I would watch it again in less than a heartbeat.

Tourists in the Marvel Universe visiting New York and afterwards complaining to whoever they think the Relevant Authorities are like 'i was in New York for a WHOLE WEEK and Spider-Man didn't show up ONCE' and the relevant authorities (idk. City council?) having to issue a statement along the lines of 'we do not control the Spider-Man' (subheading: he is actually a wanted criminal)

Peter Parker (in bed recovering from the flu) (very tired) scrolling twitter like what the fuck is happening

Peter Parker's work inbox getting flooded by emails from tour companies who want to hire him as a Spider-Man consultant since his photography suggests he's really good at knowing where Spider-Man will be

Meanwhile the Fantastic Four is offering building tours where you can watch Reed Richards in his lab behind a glass wall like a scientist at a midcentury world’s fair

the Spider-man tours are more popular

I do wish we could make it a little more socially acceptable to wander the streets at night weeping inconsolably I feel like that would have a great catharsis factor for a lot of people

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

Superman said, “all immigrants are people and deserve respect and love they aren’t aliens they are humans and the people who disagree should die” and supergirl said, “A women’s purity shouldn’t be defined by the man who has caused them harm and the exploitation of young women is disgusting and the men who do such things should die” and they are right

"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.

Nothing good.

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices